Emilio Burrito-Eater
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Emilio Burrito-Eater
@fckingemilio.bsky.social
Ask me about the three kidney stones I passed earlier this year
He/him ♍
Mine would be the clumpiest
May 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Root beer never feels cold enough no matter how much ice you put in it, much like Hawaiian Punch.

So I'm up at this late hour trying to concoct a cold resistance potion by combining the two.
March 26, 2025 at 7:47 AM
ME TOO
January 9, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Let me see your Spotify wrapped!
December 6, 2024 at 6:29 AM
I added too much SW and now my timeline is all porn. Oh well.
December 2, 2024 at 12:07 PM
Wooooo free sex toy just came
November 18, 2024 at 12:46 AM