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Father of Two.
Former letsplayer.
Videogames.
The Alan Davies of the First Aid Spray Podcast.
Retail Miser.
Sci-fi/Horror fan.

Resident Evil, Mass Effect, Transformers nerd.
Go ahead. Judge that shelf.

Almost 30 years of nonsense. (I should dust it down baby toy is barrier in effect)
October 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Oh blessed Thermite Grenade what is your great wisdom?
October 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
The Thing Remastered got the energy at least
October 3, 2025 at 7:34 PM
September 27, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Hellmire. Again.
September 20, 2025 at 11:31 PM
My evening has been a fun frolic
September 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Terminids attacking Hellmire again for what feels like the 3rd time this week.

More like Heavenmire am I right Helldivers.
September 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Democracy Moment.
September 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
That’s definitely some democracy right there crumbs!
September 10, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Second clip here really hit home that it was beyond just “pranking the new guy”, fortunately the games after were pretty good!

But yeah. I need to learn to kick folk and all that in retrospect.
August 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
For all the claims of #helldivers community being “wholesome and welcoming”- I gotta be honest dogshit like this is why I always play private.

My mission was set to friends only so no idea who these mutants are.

Found their PSNs and reported them there too.

Griefing is griefing.
August 29, 2025 at 1:22 PM
One of my earliest fears in gaming.
August 16, 2025 at 5:52 PM
TFW you ask the doctor to give you the G Virus sample, things escalate and then you forget to double tap.
August 15, 2025 at 8:50 PM
If it’s publicly accessible I don’t wanna see no Datamining.

None.

Let’s have a surprise for f sake
August 13, 2025 at 9:36 AM
It’s been fun Skeg, thanks for the fun- your fish and chips is some of the most overpriced mid though.
August 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
youtu.be/hXUono66wxI?...

The OG MGS3 reveal for me always had me in stitches with this gag
August 11, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Maaaaaaannn I know people hate how it all went down in the end but the MGSV we got,

I still get chills my friends.

I have no idea if a 6 could even happen without Kojima but it’s hard to say goodbye to this world.
August 10, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Youngster here spitting facts
August 9, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I’ve got a soft spot for robot nonsense. This was fun!
August 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Got my Yarps dia tsrif top in the post.
August 6, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Some real darkness this morning. The Blumenthal paradox bringing us Birthday Cake Sandwiches.
August 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Oh shit oh fu
July 31, 2025 at 3:20 PM
To date, one of RE’s best references.
July 29, 2025 at 7:36 PM
July 26, 2025 at 1:24 PM
All the tech of a modern military can’t beat the best trick in the world- a thrown empty magazine.
July 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM