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My 4 year old niece climbed onto my lap, stared at my stomach in silence for a few seconds, and then said “Why you got such a big tummus?”

I have not recovered.

That’s a nice charger.

Nahhh fam this ain’t it - your narration feels so natural!

I don’t assume anyone is a one-take machine, but the takes you use in your vids have such a clean flow; they never distract or take away from the presentation. Be proud, pal!

You’ve outdone yourself with this one Bob. Think we’ve got an all-timer on our hands here.

Only when a player runs over one of the little hourglass icons

I guess I should've actually said 5 and a half hours, as I assume you gotta watch the movie too, haha.

Creates this dumb feedback loop where I feel more comfortable when things are bad because I know good is coming soon… except when I get there and freak out and need to get back to bad because things going “too good”. Repeat forever.

Always. I feel like my life is tethered to a big pendulum that swings back and forth between “everything is okay” and “everything is fucked”, and when things swing too far towards “okay”, I freak out because I KNOW that the swing back to “fucked” is coming soon and that it will be 10x worse.

Sorry, Alien Bob, but Evil Alien Bob is wrong on this one.

Oh, all the time. Screaming “I revoke your right to stare at my nipples” directly into the shower head is the only way I can get through bath time without crying hysterically.

…and I still cry, just in a more controlled manner.

Dude I can’t wait to play this.

Cheese quesadilla

THANK YOU.

‘Ludonarrative dissonance’

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