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Welcome to the OFFICIAL Fazbear Entertainment Twi- Ahem, BLUESKY account!
Expect news and fun Faz-Facts any time soon!
If Chica keeps swangin' that thang into my peanut butter sammiches I'm gonna fuckin lose it jim I sWEAR TO GOD
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If Chica keeps swangin' that thang into my peanut butter sammiches I'm gonna fuckin lose it jim I sWEAR TO GOD
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I just visited the new "Freddy Fazbear's Pizza" that opened here in Hometown with my friend Susie after school. It's not as big as the Hurricane location, much less the Granite Falls location in Minnesota, but it's still a decent and enjoyable Freddy Fazbear's.
10/10
I just visited the new "Freddy Fazbear's Pizza" that opened here in Hometown with my friend Susie after school. It's not as big as the Hurricane location, much less the Granite Falls location in Minnesota, but it's still a decent and enjoyable Freddy Fazbear's.
10/10
I just visited the new "Freddy Fazbear's Pizza" that opened here in Hometown with my friend Susie after school. It's not as big as the Hurricane location, much less the Granite Falls location in Minnesota, but it's still a decent and enjoyable Freddy Fazbear's.
10/10
Opening officially next week!
Opening officially next week!
No hunting of the "Robussy", nor "Robock" or "Roboobies". Don't touch the bots.
Thanks,
Management
No hunting of the "Robussy", nor "Robock" or "Roboobies". Don't touch the bots.
Thanks,
Management
We don't know what happened in 85. Stop asking us and don't check the robot suits.
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We don't know what happened in 85. Stop asking us and don't check the robot suits.
Cool, right?!
Out animatronic characters do have a small tendency of getting a little bit 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 at nighttimes. Nothing for our security guards to worry about, though! All they do is... well, we'll let you find out.
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Out animatronic characters do have a small tendency of getting a little bit 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 at nighttimes. Nothing for our security guards to worry about, though! All they do is... well, we'll let you find out.
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We are strictly against interacting with/having interactions from 18+/NSFW accounts. If one follows us, we will block them.
If you comment anything overtly suggestive or sexual on our posts, you WILL get blocked.
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We are strictly against interacting with/having interactions from 18+/NSFW accounts. If one follows us, we will block them.
If you comment anything overtly suggestive or sexual on our posts, you WILL get blocked.
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My name is Glamrock Freddy (Model #7), reporting live from the Pizzaplex! (Err, not really, but it sounds cool like that.)
BUT! I super duper pinky promise it's fun here! So follow! (please.)
(Art by me!)
#FNAF #Glamrockfreddy
My name is Glamrock Freddy (Model #7), reporting live from the Pizzaplex! (Err, not really, but it sounds cool like that.)
BUT! I super duper pinky promise it's fun here! So follow! (please.)
(Art by me!)
#FNAF #Glamrockfreddy
To celebrate, we're doing a sale on all of our Faz-Candy at all locations at 10% off (if you spend 10,000 Faz-Tokens or more)!
🍬 May your Tricks be wicked and your Treats nice and sweet! 🍬
- Management
To celebrate, we're doing a sale on all of our Faz-Candy at all locations at 10% off (if you spend 10,000 Faz-Tokens or more)!
🍬 May your Tricks be wicked and your Treats nice and sweet! 🍬
- Management
We own the copyright for pizza. Yeah, take that, Goodfellas! FUCK YOU, ITALY! PIZZA IS AMERICAN NOW! WOOOOOOOOOOO! USA! USA!
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We own the copyright for pizza. Yeah, take that, Goodfellas! FUCK YOU, ITALY! PIZZA IS AMERICAN NOW! WOOOOOOOOOOO! USA! USA!
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Freddy got a BBL without permission this week.
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Freddy got a BBL without permission this week.
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Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #6,054,139!
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Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #6,054,139!
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We don't know what happened in '85. Stop asking us, please.
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We don't know what happened in '85. Stop asking us, please.
Cool, right?!