Haha are the Alf dicks still a thing?
(I haven't been in for a while)

Too good of a coincidence Mr. Hobbes

Dip toes and build conviction over time, big moves are rarely (but not never) the right move anyway

It's a lot of fun if you like playing with building rules based investment strategies

I made my own (perhaps more deranged but better performing and lower drawdowns) version here:

https://app.composer.trade/symphony/FZdOldXPmhjO9apWIDno/details

Ah thanks! I wasn't aware of that backstory - had only seen it here:

https://app.composer.trade/discover

Is this a composer reference?

It is the good pain.

Also yeah that is completely fucked. Genuinely feel for the American people.

Ah.
Well, then joining the navy it is.

What if the lodgings are free though?
Being a teacher in AZ is prob a better way to build up some starting capital and experience than joining the military.
Although US schools have roughly the same risk of heavy fire, now that I think about it.