Fawzy T. Simon
@fawzysimon.bsky.social
Fawzy is a criminal defense lawyer, voice performer, and freelance sound designer from Camdenton, Missouri (think Lake of the Ozarks). He is married to the lovely Penny Simon and he lives with Penny, their cat Gracie, and Fawzy's mother. #MultiGenerational
Batty looks exceptionally chill. That's exactly where my mood is :)
June 2, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Batty looks exceptionally chill. That's exactly where my mood is :)
Oi. What's wrong with Scunthorpe?!
June 2, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Oi. What's wrong with Scunthorpe?!
I MOSTLY agree, but I also remember how p*ssed off I was when SCOTUS handed the 2000 election to GW Bush.
May 6, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I MOSTLY agree, but I also remember how p*ssed off I was when SCOTUS handed the 2000 election to GW Bush.
GO YOU! (I don't even know who you are, but f*ck it! GO YOU!!)
May 6, 2025 at 1:52 PM
GO YOU! (I don't even know who you are, but f*ck it! GO YOU!!)
Dunno. Seems perfectly credible to me.
February 12, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Dunno. Seems perfectly credible to me.
Tom Brady and Kevin Burkhardt called my Vikings game on Sunday. THEY WERE AWESOME. In particular, Brady's genuine enthusiasm and deep knowledge of the game make for a great call, and his wry sense of humor ALMOST reminds me of the way Jerry Glanville used to call a game. So. Much. Fun.
December 31, 2024 at 1:03 PM
Tom Brady and Kevin Burkhardt called my Vikings game on Sunday. THEY WERE AWESOME. In particular, Brady's genuine enthusiasm and deep knowledge of the game make for a great call, and his wry sense of humor ALMOST reminds me of the way Jerry Glanville used to call a game. So. Much. Fun.
Who are these "neutral" fans? I'm serious. Just...football fans in general without favoring a specific team? Fans of teams which have already suffered elimination?
I can't say as I've ever met a neutral NFL fan.
I can't say as I've ever met a neutral NFL fan.
December 31, 2024 at 1:00 PM
Who are these "neutral" fans? I'm serious. Just...football fans in general without favoring a specific team? Fans of teams which have already suffered elimination?
I can't say as I've ever met a neutral NFL fan.
I can't say as I've ever met a neutral NFL fan.
You do you Cupcake.
December 27, 2024 at 3:48 PM
You do you Cupcake.
Mini Milk Chocolate Sea Salt Caramel
December 27, 2024 at 3:45 PM
Mini Milk Chocolate Sea Salt Caramel
True with so many of my old things...
December 27, 2024 at 3:44 PM
True with so many of my old things...
That's AWESOME! My friend George (local deputy here at the Lake) used to be the drummer for Christian Death.
December 27, 2024 at 3:43 PM
That's AWESOME! My friend George (local deputy here at the Lake) used to be the drummer for Christian Death.
Here's my deal: Of course the Bible isn't proof. The proof FOR me is this is what I believe, and if ASKED, I'll tell you that this is what I believe. But it's my faith. MINE. If you want the same faith, fine. Different faith? Fine too. No faith at all. Super duper. Just be less of a twat about it.
December 27, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Here's my deal: Of course the Bible isn't proof. The proof FOR me is this is what I believe, and if ASKED, I'll tell you that this is what I believe. But it's my faith. MINE. If you want the same faith, fine. Different faith? Fine too. No faith at all. Super duper. Just be less of a twat about it.
It was the same on another friend's page. It's like, no wonder I can never get any freakin' conversation hearts in February. They sell out of them in December.
December 24, 2024 at 5:57 PM
It was the same on another friend's page. It's like, no wonder I can never get any freakin' conversation hearts in February. They sell out of them in December.
Mr. Takei, I don't even wonder sometimes. About 10-15% of them are absolute bastards and got what they were looking for. 85-90% had no clue and just wanted to go with the herd.
December 13, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Mr. Takei, I don't even wonder sometimes. About 10-15% of them are absolute bastards and got what they were looking for. 85-90% had no clue and just wanted to go with the herd.
+1 Sköl! (Orange City, Iowa kid)
December 6, 2024 at 2:54 PM
+1 Sköl! (Orange City, Iowa kid)
This is the kind of braggadocio which which I am 100% down!
December 3, 2024 at 3:16 PM
This is the kind of braggadocio which which I am 100% down!
Interesting - Both Phantom Menace and Force Awakens before Jedi. I personally would have had Rogue One AND Sith higher, but original three are 1 3 2 for me...
December 3, 2024 at 3:13 PM
Interesting - Both Phantom Menace and Force Awakens before Jedi. I personally would have had Rogue One AND Sith higher, but original three are 1 3 2 for me...
In the UK, a perfectly sneered "Really?" is better than three fuck-off's.
December 3, 2024 at 3:07 PM
In the UK, a perfectly sneered "Really?" is better than three fuck-off's.