Swerve( TFA)
@favcyberbartender.bsky.social
Your favorite Cybertronian bartender, ready to bring flavor to you're mouth
Slag. Sorry to hear what you've been having to go trough with V.
November 22, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Slag. Sorry to hear what you've been having to go trough with V.
Can't wait to see you as well!!
November 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Can't wait to see you as well!!
Then i will start trying to find a way harder and faster. Don't you worry about not having possibly bland enjex for much longer.
November 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Then i will start trying to find a way harder and faster. Don't you worry about not having possibly bland enjex for much longer.
Beats me. But really that shouldn't be something we should fully worry about. Ya the drama and the mystery is fun but really us civilians shouldn't fully worry about something that the Elite guard should be on.
November 21, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Beats me. But really that shouldn't be something we should fully worry about. Ya the drama and the mystery is fun but really us civilians shouldn't fully worry about something that the Elite guard should be on.
Well Scrap then. I will have to try harder to figure out how to bring myself to earth or bring my drinks there so you all can still have a taste of home.
November 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Well Scrap then. I will have to try harder to figure out how to bring myself to earth or bring my drinks there so you all can still have a taste of home.
Oh Cybertrons been just great. Well as good as it can be with Sentinel Magnus. But that guy is really trying so I don't blame him for any pressure he's probably put under right now being the new Magnus and all.
November 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Oh Cybertrons been just great. Well as good as it can be with Sentinel Magnus. But that guy is really trying so I don't blame him for any pressure he's probably put under right now being the new Magnus and all.
I see. Well it is still nice to meet a human.
November 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I see. Well it is still nice to meet a human.
Hey hey Powerglide, It'd been a while hasn't it? And I'm doing pretty good, business as usual being crazy.
November 21, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Hey hey Powerglide, It'd been a while hasn't it? And I'm doing pretty good, business as usual being crazy.
I am THE Bartender of Cybertron. Are you also a bartender? A human bartender? Oh by the way my name is Swerve, It's nice to meet you as well V.
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I am THE Bartender of Cybertron. Are you also a bartender? A human bartender? Oh by the way my name is Swerve, It's nice to meet you as well V.
Oh do you?? Most if not everyone there are my regulars. Really makes my menu special and to always remember their faces and names.
November 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Oh do you?? Most if not everyone there are my regulars. Really makes my menu special and to always remember their faces and names.
I'll keep trying, there is no such thing as a quitter in my bar, and that includes me.
November 21, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I'll keep trying, there is no such thing as a quitter in my bar, and that includes me.
Of course good things are happening. Don't beat yourself around a human bush.
November 21, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Of course good things are happening. Don't beat yourself around a human bush.
I will look into this human thing called Grilling. And if i can put it into my bar-tending Maybe it'll become a permanent fixture to my bar.
November 21, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I will look into this human thing called Grilling. And if i can put it into my bar-tending Maybe it'll become a permanent fixture to my bar.
Why would I forget about you? You are really not the forgetful type.
November 21, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Why would I forget about you? You are really not the forgetful type.
Perfect we can start there and I can add and subtract what you like and what you don't like. Everyone needs their special drink that's just for them. And i won't rest until your perfect concoction is made.
November 21, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Perfect we can start there and I can add and subtract what you like and what you don't like. Everyone needs their special drink that's just for them. And i won't rest until your perfect concoction is made.
Wait really!? Thats amazing, like really amazing. Ohh there is so much stuff you haven't tasted, trust me your taste sensors will explode in flavor when you taste one of my drinks.
November 21, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Wait really!? Thats amazing, like really amazing. Ohh there is so much stuff you haven't tasted, trust me your taste sensors will explode in flavor when you taste one of my drinks.
Oh wow, you really work for Longarm Prime. That's amazing. Well it's nice to know that you are getting along well with the other cybertronians, If you come by Cybertron I think I can wip up a drink for you.
Wait can humans even drink energon safely? Do I need to start to make human safe energon?
Wait can humans even drink energon safely? Do I need to start to make human safe energon?
November 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Oh wow, you really work for Longarm Prime. That's amazing. Well it's nice to know that you are getting along well with the other cybertronians, If you come by Cybertron I think I can wip up a drink for you.
Wait can humans even drink energon safely? Do I need to start to make human safe energon?
Wait can humans even drink energon safely? Do I need to start to make human safe energon?
Again take all the time you need. No need to rush back here just to see your favorite bartender.
November 21, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Again take all the time you need. No need to rush back here just to see your favorite bartender.
Hiya Human. I'm Swerve, I'm a bartender here on cybertron. Make everyone personalized drinks that satisfied their needs and preferences.
and what do you do humans. Ive been watching your organic sitcom shows and i must say you are all fascinating creatures.
and what do you do humans. Ive been watching your organic sitcom shows and i must say you are all fascinating creatures.
November 21, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Hiya Human. I'm Swerve, I'm a bartender here on cybertron. Make everyone personalized drinks that satisfied their needs and preferences.
and what do you do humans. Ive been watching your organic sitcom shows and i must say you are all fascinating creatures.
and what do you do humans. Ive been watching your organic sitcom shows and i must say you are all fascinating creatures.
Oh I'm not on earth just yet. I have a bar to run on Cybertron I can't fully abandon it. But If I did have a quick way to get there and back I could stop by and give everyone drinks.
Hmm
I'll think about it more.
Hmm
I'll think about it more.
November 21, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Oh I'm not on earth just yet. I have a bar to run on Cybertron I can't fully abandon it. But If I did have a quick way to get there and back I could stop by and give everyone drinks.
Hmm
I'll think about it more.
Hmm
I'll think about it more.
It's fine. Your seat will always be warm for when you come come back.
November 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
It's fine. Your seat will always be warm for when you come come back.
It's been going well Rung. Business as usual, though i do miss my favorite customers. Bars been a bit quieter since you all left.
November 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
It's been going well Rung. Business as usual, though i do miss my favorite customers. Bars been a bit quieter since you all left.
Nothing much. Just trying figuring out this human social media, humans are so fascinating and funny.
November 21, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Nothing much. Just trying figuring out this human social media, humans are so fascinating and funny.