Fauxsiris
fauxsiris.bsky.social
Fauxsiris
@fauxsiris.bsky.social
Lord of Unfinished Games
Ruler of the Under-leveled
God of Poorly Timed Jumps

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$200? Tell him to come back when he’s financially prepared for divinity 𓂀𓁀𓂀
November 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Imma need you to do this with all your past books as well. Please and thank you.
November 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Tell her I said Happy Birthday! 🎂🎈♥️
November 17, 2025 at 12:52 AM
As gay men do 🌈
November 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I just wonder "Johvan, how did you forget I was gay?" 😭
November 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
But there's nothing better than a nudie picture in the bathroom with a turd beaching itself on the toilet 🐋
October 22, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I love that Thornhub was in full display for this 🤣
October 21, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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How about an app that guarantees that your 'decentralized' system doesn't ban people who criticize you personally. If you have and use that kind of petty power, you're just another musk.
October 6, 2025 at 2:33 AM
She also responded to someone essentially saying Bluesky was too "woke" by agreeing and saying she intends to change that. So...Twitter 2.0
October 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Because it's apparently impossible for CEOs to just be normal, decent human beings. (There is current drama with them allowing an anti-trans/LGBTQ user who was banned for breaking TOS to come back on the platform, and the CEO is actively mocking users who point out the hypocrisy)
October 4, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Happy Birthday, here's an ass 🥰🥳🎂
a donkey standing next to a fence with a red bowl in front of it
ALT: a donkey standing next to a fence with a red bowl in front of it
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September 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Getting it in is easy, getting it out ... now that would be something 💀
September 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM