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fauxpinky🏳️‍🌈
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Feline manservant and cannabis activist. Retired. Living in Flyover Country™️, which, while not my preference, poor people gotta live somewhere. #GENERALSTRIKE #EatTheRich #RESIST #SlavaUkraini #ProtectTheDolls #OKC
*Someone* is a morning person...
November 25, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Bela is seriously impeding my flow on the laundry front tonight...
November 24, 2025 at 1:52 AM
A cold front is obviously coming... Not so stuck up now that it's getting chilly, huh?
November 23, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Those vaunted 'scholars' Piggy describes are just whatever multiple, malevolent personalities Stephen Miller is inhabiting in the moment.

Pictured: Stephen as a middle-schooler.
November 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM
@wtyppod.bsky.social Are swag ideas welcome? I'd love to buy a #WTYP Commemorative #BasqueSpaceProgram t-shirt. Imma bout to get out the sharpies and draw one... @wtyppod.com @donoteat.bsky.social @postoctobrist.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Every morning I wonder if today is the day he's finally popped his mortal clogs...

And if we have Esso stations in this country. That would be a *no*, but hope springs eternal...
November 23, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Love was just a glance away, A warm embracing dance away
Ever since that night
We've been together
Lovers at first sight
In love forever
It turned out so right
For strangers in the night

Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo Doo-doo-dee-dah, dah-dah-dah-dah-dah
November 23, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Again!? Waiting. Apparently, there are now rumors of a #GNXDeluxe... 🙏
November 23, 2025 at 7:22 AM
#BoycottAmazon
#BoycottCondéNast
#BoycottVanityFair

Wait 'til you see Bezos' plan to turn next May's #MetGala into #LaurenSanchez' high society debut... All with Anna Wintour's blessing, 'cause money trumps class, and that bloodmoney just keeps on flowin'... Ghastly excuse for humans, both of them.
November 23, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Currently negotiating for space. Bela has conceded all of the mattress except for the very middle...it may be a long night.
November 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Attempting some housework, but someone has a case of the 'sleepies'...
November 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM
It happens...
November 21, 2025 at 5:32 PM
My wife and I are now completely household feral, thanks to these two bozos.

And we've discovered a secret *safe* word for easy exits from tedious holiday gatherings:

"Vacuum."
November 20, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Buddies.
November 20, 2025 at 7:10 PM
November 20, 2025 at 2:27 PM
#MommyBabyTime with Loki.
November 20, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Good morning from a fellow tiger. I'm Loki.
November 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Cooked everything down, and topped the pot off with some extra sharp cheddar cheese. I now have a thick, cheesy bean soup with fresh tomatoes and peppers and chives! Surprisingly delicious.

I may be high AF, but I can still cook when motivated...
November 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Yeah, I'm just going to throw some leftover vegetables and Italian spices in with some beans and see what happens.
November 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I learned earlier this year thst this is a protective behavior; you're in a vulnerable position, and your cat is flanking you as they would do in the wild, watching out for predators. Thanks to this guy...I never pee alone. My other cat is content to leave me to the wolves.
November 18, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Poor Stephen was never allowed to play with the other children...
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
November 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Hey, buddy.
November 16, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Are you hun'gy?
November 16, 2025 at 11:31 AM
wut da fuk dey doin' ovr der? #Caterday
November 15, 2025 at 10:58 PM