Faux Phallus
@fauxphallus.com.au
🦘Australian Made - Botanical and Fantasy Adult Toys - Worldwide shipping - 18yo and over please
www.fauxphallus.com.au
www.fauxphallus.com.au
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Faux Phallus
@fauxphallus.com.au
· Nov 24
We're creators and purveyors of unique botanical and creature inspired pieces of silicone adult art 🌿
Our toys are not meant to be gender specific in an endeavour to foster a more inclusive environment for all 🌿
If you have any questions please don't hesitate to contact us 🌿
Our toys are not meant to be gender specific in an endeavour to foster a more inclusive environment for all 🌿
If you have any questions please don't hesitate to contact us 🌿
Post your favourite "Lord of the Rings" character.
Wrong answers only
Mine's Allanon the druid 👀
Wrong answers only
Mine's Allanon the druid 👀
December 4, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Post your favourite "Lord of the Rings" character.
Wrong answers only
Mine's Allanon the druid 👀
Wrong answers only
Mine's Allanon the druid 👀
This is not the news we wanted to post about, but until further notice our custom listings have been closed.
Everyone who has outstanding orders with us has been processed but until we can order more silicone customs and new drops have been put on hold. 😥
Everyone who has outstanding orders with us has been processed but until we can order more silicone customs and new drops have been put on hold. 😥
November 30, 2025 at 1:35 PM
This is not the news we wanted to post about, but until further notice our custom listings have been closed.
Everyone who has outstanding orders with us has been processed but until we can order more silicone customs and new drops have been put on hold. 😥
Everyone who has outstanding orders with us has been processed but until we can order more silicone customs and new drops have been put on hold. 😥
Now that we're now back from a little hiatus and all caught up on our custom orders we thought we'd pour a few Lilacs for the store 😍 hope you like them.
November 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Now that we're now back from a little hiatus and all caught up on our custom orders we thought we'd pour a few Lilacs for the store 😍 hope you like them.
Something different 👀 a customer asked for a Pastel Pride Pour with a split 'Pear' base
November 8, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Something different 👀 a customer asked for a Pastel Pride Pour with a split 'Pear' base
Finally, a long awaited break 😅
Off the see friends and family, looking forward to getting back to Brisbane for a bit although not so much the heat 🥵
Off the see friends and family, looking forward to getting back to Brisbane for a bit although not so much the heat 🥵
November 7, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Finally, a long awaited break 😅
Off the see friends and family, looking forward to getting back to Brisbane for a bit although not so much the heat 🥵
Off the see friends and family, looking forward to getting back to Brisbane for a bit although not so much the heat 🥵
Some of the many toys we've made using inspiration photos 👀
What inspiration are you sending us with your order?
What inspiration are you sending us with your order?
November 5, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Some of the many toys we've made using inspiration photos 👀
What inspiration are you sending us with your order?
What inspiration are you sending us with your order?
YES... we're more than happy to do pride pours of our toys, like this Asexual Flag inspired pour we just put into the store (if your flag has more colours or you'd like or the colours in reverse order like this one we're happy to work with you).
Also a suction cup reminder as well 👀
#asexual
Also a suction cup reminder as well 👀
#asexual
October 31, 2025 at 2:50 AM
YES... we're more than happy to do pride pours of our toys, like this Asexual Flag inspired pour we just put into the store (if your flag has more colours or you'd like or the colours in reverse order like this one we're happy to work with you).
Also a suction cup reminder as well 👀
#asexual
Also a suction cup reminder as well 👀
#asexual
REMINDER ✨
We're more than happy to do a repour of a previous colour/style through our custom listings.
Although marbles will still be random our fades are usually pretty close to the original, like this Blossom repour 👀
We're more than happy to do a repour of a previous colour/style through our custom listings.
Although marbles will still be random our fades are usually pretty close to the original, like this Blossom repour 👀
October 28, 2025 at 10:49 PM
REMINDER ✨
We're more than happy to do a repour of a previous colour/style through our custom listings.
Although marbles will still be random our fades are usually pretty close to the original, like this Blossom repour 👀
We're more than happy to do a repour of a previous colour/style through our custom listings.
Although marbles will still be random our fades are usually pretty close to the original, like this Blossom repour 👀
We got this 3 colour order with only the UV Orange and Tutti Frutti specified, leaving the 3rd colour up to us... 🤞That they liked the results 🫣
October 27, 2025 at 11:27 AM
We got this 3 colour order with only the UV Orange and Tutti Frutti specified, leaving the 3rd colour up to us... 🤞That they liked the results 🫣
I would like to thank the person who ordered this Hastur, it's been so long since I've done one especially in a traditional yellow colouration 💛 these colours blended together so nicely 😍
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#shopsmall #onlineadultstore
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#shopsmall #onlineadultstore
October 23, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I would like to thank the person who ordered this Hastur, it's been so long since I've done one especially in a traditional yellow colouration 💛 these colours blended together so nicely 😍
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#shopsmall #onlineadultstore
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#shopsmall #onlineadultstore
Forgot to mention these were popped into the store earlier 😣 if loose my head if it wasn't screwed on 🤣
October 13, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Forgot to mention these were popped into the store earlier 😣 if loose my head if it wasn't screwed on 🤣
Sizing breakdown
Length - Frangipani sizes are 20mm longer than Lilacs
Width - The V-Plugs in both sets work in tandem alternating in sizes as you go through the sets.
Starting with the slimmest
XXS Frangipani - 114mm
XS Lilac - 130mm
XS Frangipani - 140mm... et cetera
Length - Frangipani sizes are 20mm longer than Lilacs
Width - The V-Plugs in both sets work in tandem alternating in sizes as you go through the sets.
Starting with the slimmest
XXS Frangipani - 114mm
XS Lilac - 130mm
XS Frangipani - 140mm... et cetera
October 13, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Sizing breakdown
Length - Frangipani sizes are 20mm longer than Lilacs
Width - The V-Plugs in both sets work in tandem alternating in sizes as you go through the sets.
Starting with the slimmest
XXS Frangipani - 114mm
XS Lilac - 130mm
XS Frangipani - 140mm... et cetera
Length - Frangipani sizes are 20mm longer than Lilacs
Width - The V-Plugs in both sets work in tandem alternating in sizes as you go through the sets.
Starting with the slimmest
XXS Frangipani - 114mm
XS Lilac - 130mm
XS Frangipani - 140mm... et cetera
Apologies for being quiet
There's been a whole chicken drama over here lately... Yes I said chicken 😓
Spent a couple months building a coop, only to get given 2 roosters. So spent another month making a 2nd coop to keep them separate 😆 no I didn't want to eat one 😮💨
Finally back to pouring tomorrow 🤞
There's been a whole chicken drama over here lately... Yes I said chicken 😓
Spent a couple months building a coop, only to get given 2 roosters. So spent another month making a 2nd coop to keep them separate 😆 no I didn't want to eat one 😮💨
Finally back to pouring tomorrow 🤞
October 10, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Apologies for being quiet
There's been a whole chicken drama over here lately... Yes I said chicken 😓
Spent a couple months building a coop, only to get given 2 roosters. So spent another month making a 2nd coop to keep them separate 😆 no I didn't want to eat one 😮💨
Finally back to pouring tomorrow 🤞
There's been a whole chicken drama over here lately... Yes I said chicken 😓
Spent a couple months building a coop, only to get given 2 roosters. So spent another month making a 2nd coop to keep them separate 😆 no I didn't want to eat one 😮💨
Finally back to pouring tomorrow 🤞
More green toys.... Said no one else but me 🤣
September 30, 2025 at 8:07 AM
More green toys.... Said no one else but me 🤣
We love seeing our toys used for display purposes, instead of just hidden away in a drawer 😍
This makes us so happy 🥹
Thank you so much for making our day 🥰
This makes us so happy 🥹
Thank you so much for making our day 🥰
'I have a deadly nightshade,
So twisted does it grow,
With berries black as midnight,
And a skull as white as snow.'
Lilium Set in a Deadly Nightshade pour by @fauxphallus.com.au
So twisted does it grow,
With berries black as midnight,
And a skull as white as snow.'
Lilium Set in a Deadly Nightshade pour by @fauxphallus.com.au
September 29, 2025 at 9:24 PM
We love seeing our toys used for display purposes, instead of just hidden away in a drawer 😍
This makes us so happy 🥹
Thank you so much for making our day 🥰
This makes us so happy 🥹
Thank you so much for making our day 🥰
Something a little darker for a change 👀
September 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Something a little darker for a change 👀
We've just now added a couple more of our Lilac V-Plugs to the store 👀
September 24, 2025 at 12:55 AM
We've just now added a couple more of our Lilac V-Plugs to the store 👀
Made these pretty green Liliums yesterday and couldn't wait to put them into the store 🌿👀
Grab them while you can 💚💚💚
Grab them while you can 💚💚💚
September 18, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Made these pretty green Liliums yesterday and couldn't wait to put them into the store 🌿👀
Grab them while you can 💚💚💚
Grab them while you can 💚💚💚
A 3 x small custom Lilium Blossom order fulfilled and off to new owners 😍
September 17, 2025 at 10:29 PM
A 3 x small custom Lilium Blossom order fulfilled and off to new owners 😍
Fantastic to be included in such an impressive line up 😍
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September 17, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Fantastic to be included in such an impressive line up 😍
I love the way a solid colour pour makes the details pop more than a multi colour pour 😯
September 15, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I love the way a solid colour pour makes the details pop more than a multi colour pour 😯
It's always interesting to receive an order with a colour combination that I probably wouldn't have thought of doing 👀 but I'm here for it so bring it on 😍
Say hello to my little fren 🌵
Say hello to my little fren 🌵
September 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
It's always interesting to receive an order with a colour combination that I probably wouldn't have thought of doing 👀 but I'm here for it so bring it on 😍
Say hello to my little fren 🌵
Say hello to my little fren 🌵
We always love a nice copper/patina look 😯
September 14, 2025 at 1:54 PM
We always love a nice copper/patina look 😯
Here we are showing off some more custom orders we've received 👀
September 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Here we are showing off some more custom orders we've received 👀
Everything is now in the store for this DROP. 🌿
Including these Ginger Ale and Rhodolite coloured Frangipani V-Plugs.
Thank you all for your patience 💕
Including these Ginger Ale and Rhodolite coloured Frangipani V-Plugs.
Thank you all for your patience 💕
September 12, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Everything is now in the store for this DROP. 🌿
Including these Ginger Ale and Rhodolite coloured Frangipani V-Plugs.
Thank you all for your patience 💕
Including these Ginger Ale and Rhodolite coloured Frangipani V-Plugs.
Thank you all for your patience 💕