FauxCowboy
@fauxcowboy.bsky.social
In destined to host a talk show with Miss Piggy.
Frequent guest appearances by Keke Palmer are implied.
Frequent guest appearances by Keke Palmer are implied.
January 31, 2025 at 2:18 PM
In destined to host a talk show with Miss Piggy.
Frequent guest appearances by Keke Palmer are implied.
Frequent guest appearances by Keke Palmer are implied.
Now that Santa is here, I will take my leave.
Until next year!
Thanks @nbc.com and @todayshow.com for having me!
#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
Until next year!
Thanks @nbc.com and @todayshow.com for having me!
#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 28, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Now that Santa is here, I will take my leave.
Until next year!
Thanks @nbc.com and @todayshow.com for having me!
#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
Until next year!
Thanks @nbc.com and @todayshow.com for having me!
#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
Step aside, Santa.
In da clerb, we all hold space for Cynthia Erivo.
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#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
In da clerb, we all hold space for Cynthia Erivo.
#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 28, 2024 at 4:57 PM
Step aside, Santa.
In da clerb, we all hold space for Cynthia Erivo.
#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
In da clerb, we all hold space for Cynthia Erivo.
#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
The costuming today heartens me.
So classy. So now. Elevated.
#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
So classy. So now. Elevated.
#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 28, 2024 at 4:54 PM
The costuming today heartens me.
So classy. So now. Elevated.
#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
So classy. So now. Elevated.
#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 28, 2024 at 4:48 PM
Worth the wait. Bold red lip? Bold red gloves? Bold red brooch? Bold red ring?
The War and Treaty is here, y’all.
#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
The War and Treaty is here, y’all.
#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 28, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Worth the wait. Bold red lip? Bold red gloves? Bold red brooch? Bold red ring?
The War and Treaty is here, y’all.
#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
The War and Treaty is here, y’all.
#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
Has The War and Treaty not seen Mean Girls? This is an acapella opportunity if I’ve ever seen one.
#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
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#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 28, 2024 at 4:43 PM
Has The War and Treaty not seen Mean Girls? This is an acapella opportunity if I’ve ever seen one.
#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
Hoda has a vendetta against those tiny shoes.
I’m on the case.
#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
I’m on the case.
#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 28, 2024 at 4:41 PM
Hoda has a vendetta against those tiny shoes.
I’m on the case.
#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
I’m on the case.
#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 28, 2024 at 4:37 PM
November 28, 2024 at 4:34 PM
Visionaries.
Would I have guessed the world needed a Christmas song from Red from Descendants: Rise of Red? No.
But someone did.
And they were right. Unequivocally.
#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
Would I have guessed the world needed a Christmas song from Red from Descendants: Rise of Red? No.
But someone did.
And they were right. Unequivocally.
#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 28, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Visionaries.
Would I have guessed the world needed a Christmas song from Red from Descendants: Rise of Red? No.
But someone did.
And they were right. Unequivocally.
#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
Would I have guessed the world needed a Christmas song from Red from Descendants: Rise of Red? No.
But someone did.
And they were right. Unequivocally.
#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
As a train enthusiast, the real steam billowing from the Macys train warms my heart.
#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 28, 2024 at 4:25 PM
As a train enthusiast, the real steam billowing from the Macys train warms my heart.
#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
Why did no one tell me there was going to be a Gabby’s Dollhouse: The Movie!?
#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
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#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 28, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Why did no one tell me there was going to be a Gabby’s Dollhouse: The Movie!?
#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
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#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
The woman gently swaying with her prop icing bag is all of us. Always.
#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
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#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 28, 2024 at 4:23 PM
The woman gently swaying with her prop icing bag is all of us. Always.
#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 28, 2024 at 4:20 PM
November 28, 2024 at 4:15 PM
Are you KIDDING me?
A golden turkey in a top hat wherein the top hat flips up to reveal baby turkeys wearing baby top hats!?
Society has reached its peak.
#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
A golden turkey in a top hat wherein the top hat flips up to reveal baby turkeys wearing baby top hats!?
Society has reached its peak.
#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 28, 2024 at 4:12 PM
Are you KIDDING me?
A golden turkey in a top hat wherein the top hat flips up to reveal baby turkeys wearing baby top hats!?
Society has reached its peak.
#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
A golden turkey in a top hat wherein the top hat flips up to reveal baby turkeys wearing baby top hats!?
Society has reached its peak.
#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
Jolly green giant had a glow up.
Yeah we fancy like green beans.
#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
Yeah we fancy like green beans.
#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 28, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Jolly green giant had a glow up.
Yeah we fancy like green beans.
#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
Yeah we fancy like green beans.
#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 28, 2024 at 4:03 PM
You can’t tell me Irish step doesn’t improve any event.
I’m something of a lord of the dance, myself.
#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
I’m something of a lord of the dance, myself.
#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 28, 2024 at 4:02 PM
You can’t tell me Irish step doesn’t improve any event.
I’m something of a lord of the dance, myself.
#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
I’m something of a lord of the dance, myself.
#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
How embarrassing to so proudly stand on a Wednesday float when it’s Thursday?
I so hate a faux pas.
#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
I so hate a faux pas.
#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 28, 2024 at 3:58 PM
How embarrassing to so proudly stand on a Wednesday float when it’s Thursday?
I so hate a faux pas.
#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
I so hate a faux pas.
#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
No, but Chloe’s leather trench just kicked these holidays up a notch.
#MacysParade
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November 28, 2024 at 3:50 PM
No, but Chloe’s leather trench just kicked these holidays up a notch.
#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
Donald lost his hat!?
This is like a no fly show level of excitement. #iykyk
#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
This is like a no fly show level of excitement. #iykyk
#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 28, 2024 at 3:46 PM
Donald lost his hat!?
This is like a no fly show level of excitement. #iykyk
#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
This is like a no fly show level of excitement. #iykyk
#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
Nothing makes me beam more than that Donald Duck.
It’s called rizz. Ever heard of it?
#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
It’s called rizz. Ever heard of it?
#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 28, 2024 at 3:45 PM
Nothing makes me beam more than that Donald Duck.
It’s called rizz. Ever heard of it?
#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
It’s called rizz. Ever heard of it?
#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 28, 2024 at 3:39 PM