Faux Alex Jones
@fauxalexjones.bsky.social
I’m like Alex just fake. But much more honest.
I believe in world central governments @billgates.bsky.social
August 7, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I believe in world central governments @billgates.bsky.social
@leahlitman.bsky.social F-ALEX here to endorse Leah’s new book, I have it preordered… see snip below and make sure we try to get some due process in our government.
PS Keep it secret, keep it safe!
PS Keep it secret, keep it safe!
April 22, 2025 at 8:14 AM
@leahlitman.bsky.social F-ALEX here to endorse Leah’s new book, I have it preordered… see snip below and make sure we try to get some due process in our government.
PS Keep it secret, keep it safe!
PS Keep it secret, keep it safe!
@www.jrrjokien.com
I referenced the LOTR in an episode of InfoWars and the voice in my head(the person behind this account) wants to apologize for anything any everything in reference to any Tolkien material I may have misinterpreted . Alex Jones sucks hot donkey dicks, Tolkien wrote my bible!
I referenced the LOTR in an episode of InfoWars and the voice in my head(the person behind this account) wants to apologize for anything any everything in reference to any Tolkien material I may have misinterpreted . Alex Jones sucks hot donkey dicks, Tolkien wrote my bible!
April 17, 2025 at 2:45 AM
@www.jrrjokien.com
I referenced the LOTR in an episode of InfoWars and the voice in my head(the person behind this account) wants to apologize for anything any everything in reference to any Tolkien material I may have misinterpreted . Alex Jones sucks hot donkey dicks, Tolkien wrote my bible!
I referenced the LOTR in an episode of InfoWars and the voice in my head(the person behind this account) wants to apologize for anything any everything in reference to any Tolkien material I may have misinterpreted . Alex Jones sucks hot donkey dicks, Tolkien wrote my bible!
@markbankston.bsky.social listening to formulaic objections for the 30th time. Chef’s kiss, a complete masterpiece
March 1, 2025 at 7:18 AM
@markbankston.bsky.social listening to formulaic objections for the 30th time. Chef’s kiss, a complete masterpiece
I wasn’t bought off by Russian Intelligence. I legitimately just want to fuck Putin, I’d even accept giving him some sloppy top if I have to settle. Long live the USSR
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February 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I wasn’t bought off by Russian Intelligence. I legitimately just want to fuck Putin, I’d even accept giving him some sloppy top if I have to settle. Long live the USSR
Honesty time, I never went to the library at UT Austin as a kid. I’ve been lying about the fact I can read for forty three years.
February 18, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Honesty time, I never went to the library at UT Austin as a kid. I’ve been lying about the fact I can read for forty three years.
Did I have a point for playing a clip of Cape Fear today on the show? No, I just love Robert D. Even if he is a globalist pig
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February 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Did I have a point for playing a clip of Cape Fear today on the show? No, I just love Robert D. Even if he is a globalist pig
Wait my dad is a dentist?!? I thought he was a doctor?
February 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Wait my dad is a dentist?!? I thought he was a doctor?
My mental disabilities may be from my grandma spraying 25 year old Fluoride near me as a kid. Maybe I’m the one with diminished IQ?
February 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
My mental disabilities may be from my grandma spraying 25 year old Fluoride near me as a kid. Maybe I’m the one with diminished IQ?
Hitler mustaches are funny to draw.
February 16, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Hitler mustaches are funny to draw.
Prediction of the week to prove I’m God’s chosen boy. On Monday approximately 11 am the sun will shine………… in …….America. Despite what these globalists scum are planning.
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February 16, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Prediction of the week to prove I’m God’s chosen boy. On Monday approximately 11 am the sun will shine………… in …….America. Despite what these globalists scum are planning.
@god.bsky.social Big ups to the sky daddy who sends me spiritual signals that tell me EXACTLY what time I woke up to pee last night. 3:24am (weak stream, burning sensation must be the globalists)
February 16, 2025 at 10:50 PM
@god.bsky.social Big ups to the sky daddy who sends me spiritual signals that tell me EXACTLY what time I woke up to pee last night. 3:24am (weak stream, burning sensation must be the globalists)
Yes internet, I believe in every one of my products. Especially the powder form of Irish Sea moss. Everyone liked the gummies but now no one is buying anything and I’ve defamed my way into debt and it’s the same god damn formula but nooooooo a big drop in sales. The Onion doesn’t own us! Yet
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February 16, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Yes internet, I believe in every one of my products. Especially the powder form of Irish Sea moss. Everyone liked the gummies but now no one is buying anything and I’ve defamed my way into debt and it’s the same god damn formula but nooooooo a big drop in sales. The Onion doesn’t own us! Yet
Obviously, human chimera’s are real and I’m weirdly attracted to them. Ever since my uncle Gay Billy told me about their sexy scorpion tails when I was five. Also, they have been pre programming this since the movie Splice.
P.p.s. I NEED YOUR MONEY!
P.p.s. I NEED YOUR MONEY!
February 16, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Obviously, human chimera’s are real and I’m weirdly attracted to them. Ever since my uncle Gay Billy told me about their sexy scorpion tails when I was five. Also, they have been pre programming this since the movie Splice.
P.p.s. I NEED YOUR MONEY!
P.p.s. I NEED YOUR MONEY!
@markbankston.bsky.social You’re my hero
February 16, 2025 at 7:10 PM
@markbankston.bsky.social You’re my hero
I don’t think America should commit war crimes. Regardless of how nice the houses would be
February 14, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I don’t think America should commit war crimes. Regardless of how nice the houses would be
Bring me gummy bears for my deposition @knowledgefight.bsky.social
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February 13, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Bring me gummy bears for my deposition @knowledgefight.bsky.social
Canada, please accept me. I know I’ve been hard on Justin but I love that he did black face.
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media.tenor.com
February 13, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Canada, please accept me. I know I’ve been hard on Justin but I love that he did black face.
@theonion.com Are you hiring? Apparently I defamed some folks and I’m looking for greener pastures. Hit me up -AJ
February 13, 2025 at 2:00 AM
@theonion.com Are you hiring? Apparently I defamed some folks and I’m looking for greener pastures. Hit me up -AJ
@sanders.senate.gov Big fan of the socialist democratic system! Shout out B dawg
February 13, 2025 at 1:59 AM
@sanders.senate.gov Big fan of the socialist democratic system! Shout out B dawg
I think Trump has gone too far, and Elons son is the only one in the administration I trust! Let him eat boogers in the Oval Office!!!!
February 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I think Trump has gone too far, and Elons son is the only one in the administration I trust! Let him eat boogers in the Oval Office!!!!