Free bumper sticker idea for someone with real talent to maybe do something with?

I present to you, the modern republican:

Half awake half baked thought I've been grappling with:

Its like a child pulling parts of a fly to see what makes it finally die.

Inspiration from a dumbass on reddit:

Here's what's happening for those 'gays4trump' and 'lgbdropthet' folks, whether you realize it or not, you all share the same fate in the eyes of maga:

I am not an artist, I am stuck at kindygarden crayon level, but I had this idea based on stuff I'm seeing from the fauxgressives:

Never have I seen a more apt description of DIsc Golf's place in the world of sports.
#DiscGolf

Something like this, but again, with artistic talent lol

I want to see patches with something like this, but by someone with artistic skill.

How's this?

I live out in the country, I get strays/dumps showing up every so often. Sometimes they're just loose from someone down the road, but that's rare.
Not as many strays/dumps lately due to development, but still get some.
The last one managed to steal my heart when she showed up lol

Lucy, AKA Lucifer, AKA Devildog, AKA Perfect Little Angel. This is when she first showed up and only ~13 pounds. She's about 4 months old here.