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Bluesky situationship
August 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Bluesky situationship
I'm like Peter Parker without superpowers and fat and stupid and ugly
August 17, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I'm like Peter Parker without superpowers and fat and stupid and ugly
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"worm" doesnt even begin to cover it. i would still love her if she was a botfly larva and i was an eye
August 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
"worm" doesnt even begin to cover it. i would still love her if she was a botfly larva and i was an eye
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Rest in peace to the vole
August 11, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Rest in peace to the vole
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War wolf. The Warchild. Street kid. Troublemaker to some but its tough to survive in the badlands. But the thing is, wolf’s come in packs, like cigarettes, see? So he had his brothers with him: toothfang: master of the dark omens, and wolfer: howler of the crested hills among others of lesser renown
August 12, 2025 at 2:14 AM
War wolf. The Warchild. Street kid. Troublemaker to some but its tough to survive in the badlands. But the thing is, wolf’s come in packs, like cigarettes, see? So he had his brothers with him: toothfang: master of the dark omens, and wolfer: howler of the crested hills among others of lesser renown
No trans ever told me i need to clean my microwave
July 19, 2025 at 10:26 AM
No trans ever told me i need to clean my microwave
I need to really kill my ex
July 13, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I need to really kill my ex
Finally got done getting the reply out of the way, 1 month later.
March 16, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Finally got done getting the reply out of the way, 1 month later.
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I’m a little bit drunk at the BA (bowling alley)
February 22, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I’m a little bit drunk at the BA (bowling alley)
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FLOCKA PUT EM IN THE DIRT
February 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
FLOCKA PUT EM IN THE DIRT
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The female inner sanctum… all full of incense and crystals and look there! A vinyl of in an aero plane over the sea. Far too late you realized you’ve been lured by the siren song and find yourself in the lair of the pagan. Hold tight your crucifix, le derpina approaches.
February 24, 2025 at 11:15 AM
The female inner sanctum… all full of incense and crystals and look there! A vinyl of in an aero plane over the sea. Far too late you realized you’ve been lured by the siren song and find yourself in the lair of the pagan. Hold tight your crucifix, le derpina approaches.
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The masked figures speak in shrill unison; each throned atop the holy dais: We are the lords of penis manor and you will show respect! Phallus guards, SEIZE HIM!!
My cloak falls revealing my twinned daggers: You shan’t forget. the gooch
My imp-like familiar, from my shoulder: Balls too, yeah yeah!
My cloak falls revealing my twinned daggers: You shan’t forget. the gooch
My imp-like familiar, from my shoulder: Balls too, yeah yeah!
February 24, 2025 at 11:25 AM
The masked figures speak in shrill unison; each throned atop the holy dais: We are the lords of penis manor and you will show respect! Phallus guards, SEIZE HIM!!
My cloak falls revealing my twinned daggers: You shan’t forget. the gooch
My imp-like familiar, from my shoulder: Balls too, yeah yeah!
My cloak falls revealing my twinned daggers: You shan’t forget. the gooch
My imp-like familiar, from my shoulder: Balls too, yeah yeah!
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*equips the ominous scroll*
February 25, 2025 at 12:11 PM
*equips the ominous scroll*
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How blessed is it to received love and how much moreso to give it
February 25, 2025 at 12:10 PM
How blessed is it to received love and how much moreso to give it
For plot purposes I'll go back to being a hermit again
January 30, 2025 at 7:26 PM
For plot purposes I'll go back to being a hermit again
I hate the internet and I hate "fatshady" through and through
January 30, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I hate the internet and I hate "fatshady" through and through
I need to know when to stop texting FUCK
January 7, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I need to know when to stop texting FUCK
Losing something twice. Brruuuuhhhhh.
January 2, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Losing something twice. Brruuuuhhhhh.
I relate to the emotional song music edits of Family Guy
January 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I relate to the emotional song music edits of Family Guy
The wheel of time did a burnout on my heart
January 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
The wheel of time did a burnout on my heart
I fumbled. God is great.
January 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I fumbled. God is great.
I fumbled so hard
Imma bag this mentally unstable baddie watch me
December 28, 2024 at 4:41 AM
I fumbled so hard
Imma bag this mentally unstable baddie watch me
December 28, 2024 at 4:09 AM
Imma bag this mentally unstable baddie watch me