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FatSandra1
@fatsandra.bsky.social
Overweight, greedy, destroyer of carpets, loud, early morning riser, much loved, rescued Siamese & her mum/servant
Yogi is going to have to double TOOT in 3/4 time to make up for my broken TINGER 😾
March 13, 2025 at 10:30 PM
🙀🙀🫣🫣
March 3, 2025 at 10:45 PM
My mum struggles with the food bill , she always says it’s like I’m eating for two 😹
March 2, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Yeah course there is ! There’s the one who eats too much and demands very vocally to be treated like a princess ….. and then there’s me 😹
March 2, 2025 at 7:21 PM
The trick is to expose the maximum surface area to the heat source, whilst looking as ridiculous as possible 😂
March 2, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I’m a rescue !! But I don’t think I need anymore milk & cake 😹😹😹
March 2, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I know everything about diets, but my vet just laughs at me and says it’s not working 😹😹😹
March 2, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I know and there’s absolutely no evidence anyway! I’ve deleted the photos & video and given feathers a good scrub with soap to remove the paw 🐾 prints
March 2, 2025 at 2:14 PM
No I’m more a roast beef & chicken kinda girl and cheese is my favourite 😹
March 2, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Don’t like turkey anyway 😿
March 2, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Wasn’t me it was the other Sandra ! 😾
March 2, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I have been reliably informed by @nellydandyogi.bsky.social that he took a funny turn after inhaling too much turkey and that we simply laid him in the recovery position 😹
March 2, 2025 at 1:32 PM
He never has and never will be welcome in Scotland, (Janey Godley we needed you right now) 😢🤦‍♀️ 🇺🇦
February 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Svelte?? Really ??!! 😹😹😹
December 13, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Im channeling my inner beached whale 😹😹
December 13, 2024 at 8:24 PM
It’s the first time I’ve done it!! I was being annoyed deliberately ……it’s a win win for me, because mum called me (a rude word 🤣) so now I’m sulking and she won’t get round me without a considerable number of treats 😹😹😹
November 23, 2024 at 3:05 PM
You better 😾 I’ve only got 4 teeth but I know how to use them 😹😹
November 23, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Nothing wrong with a touch of wind 💨💨😹😹😷
November 23, 2024 at 2:35 PM