Laura Ingles Wildest
@fatprettypigeon.bsky.social
Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
re: shutdown, repubs are giving big “the one who smelt it dealt it” energy
October 2, 2025 at 10:33 PM
re: shutdown, repubs are giving big “the one who smelt it dealt it” energy
In the spirit of fridge cigarettes, I’m calling my mini cans of Diet Coke “friginia slims”
August 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
In the spirit of fridge cigarettes, I’m calling my mini cans of Diet Coke “friginia slims”
68 days in the mojo dojo casa house and I’m ready to rollerblade on outta here
March 29, 2025 at 2:24 PM
68 days in the mojo dojo casa house and I’m ready to rollerblade on outta here
All right, it’s time to activate the coven
March 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
All right, it’s time to activate the coven
🚨🚨🚨 The first breeder of the Golden Retriever was named…
Dudley Coutts Marjoribanks, 1st Baron Tweedmouth
OF COURSE he was
Dudley Coutts Marjoribanks, 1st Baron Tweedmouth
OF COURSE he was
March 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
🚨🚨🚨 The first breeder of the Golden Retriever was named…
Dudley Coutts Marjoribanks, 1st Baron Tweedmouth
OF COURSE he was
Dudley Coutts Marjoribanks, 1st Baron Tweedmouth
OF COURSE he was
I don’t care how many people turn buses into homes on the internet, imma watch every one
February 6, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I don’t care how many people turn buses into homes on the internet, imma watch every one
me watching the bachelor like the world’s not ending
February 2, 2025 at 2:28 PM
me watching the bachelor like the world’s not ending
Don’t go see Wicked while your puppy is home in a crate 🥺
November 26, 2024 at 3:23 AM
Don’t go see Wicked while your puppy is home in a crate 🥺
I spend a lot of time thinking about how muffins are just frosting-less cupcakes. It’s like my Byzantine Empire or whatever.
November 18, 2024 at 7:58 PM
I spend a lot of time thinking about how muffins are just frosting-less cupcakes. It’s like my Byzantine Empire or whatever.