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FatPH
@fatph.bsky.social
Metal dad. Perpetually looking for drummers, endlessly starting one man projects. BLM ACAB

https://linktr.ee/fatph_music
Baby got racially profiled at the airport for the first time today. Gotta love the US border regime!
July 9, 2023 at 12:46 PM
We're all in agreement that this site is functionally our connective twitter circle now right?
July 8, 2023 at 7:34 PM
It's 730 in Quebec and I'm already sweating my dick off
July 8, 2023 at 11:22 AM
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One thing that gets missed in the discourse about driverless taxis in SF is that these companies don’t care about taxis at all.

They’re just using access to the city to test weapons, which they are already selling.
GM Defense working on $45B autonomous tank for US armed forces
GM Defense and General Dynamics Land Systems are teaming up on a bid to build the Optionally Manned Fighting Vehicle for the U.S. armed forces.
www.foxbusiness.com
July 7, 2023 at 9:53 PM
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Bluesky is a fantastic way to realize maybe you’re not as horny as you thought you were and also other people are way hornier than you thought they could ever be
July 7, 2023 at 3:51 AM
Everyone copied TikTok bc it was innovative and captured a new demographic but now everyone is copying twitter bc some dumbass slammed his dick in a car door one too many times
July 6, 2023 at 5:22 PM
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Invite 🧵

Who gave you an invite code? @westinplaying.bsky.social for me
July 6, 2023 at 11:35 AM
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Cybergrind
July 6, 2023 at 1:19 PM
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Ronald Reagan died 6969 days ago today. 1 reskeet is 1 piss on his grave
July 6, 2023 at 1:40 AM
Invite 🧵

Who gave you an invite code? @westinplaying.bsky.social for me
July 6, 2023 at 11:35 AM
Write a tweet, copy/paste it twice, film myself reading it, post vid again but with more hashtags, complain to everyone who saw the original tweet
July 6, 2023 at 2:26 AM
I talk shit on Twitter here, talk shit on here on threads, and talk shit on threads on Twitter. What a virtuous circle
July 6, 2023 at 2:17 AM
I've been witnessing the olfactory aftermath of my in laws' shits for a month now and mil may have just seen my dick. We're truly family now
July 5, 2023 at 7:22 PM
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dont you start with that "dale gribble would hate trans people" bullshit. you dont fucking know dale gribble you son of a bitch. i would put my entire family's lives on the line, that's how serious i am right now. you talk about dale gribble like that in my fucking house i'm liable to grab a ha-
July 5, 2023 at 2:23 PM
This shit doesn't have video yet huh?
July 5, 2023 at 6:52 PM
No explosions in Canada today. V happy with my choices
July 5, 2023 at 2:06 AM
I should probs put some playthru vids on here huh
July 5, 2023 at 12:05 AM
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July 3, 2023 at 12:35 AM
I'm no climate denialist but how can I trust it's the hottest year on record when I can't find out how hot it was yesterday?
July 4, 2023 at 5:35 PM
*local band* we're looking for a bassist!

*me* hey there, I can play bass like y'all want! Got tabs?

*LB* yeah

*me* ... wanna send them to me?

*LB* ..........
July 4, 2023 at 2:58 PM