Alex Brownlee-Stokes
@fatpants.bsky.social
Middle aged, overweight, balding.
Our kids school is extremely strict, thankfully, when it comes to phones and wearable tech; they’ve banned pupils from wearing them or having them in their possession during school time.
December 7, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Our kids school is extremely strict, thankfully, when it comes to phones and wearable tech; they’ve banned pupils from wearing them or having them in their possession during school time.
Solid Air That I Breathe (Martyn/The Hollies)
December 6, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Solid Air That I Breathe (Martyn/The Hollies)
Heard you on 5Live last night, Kate, and when they mentioned your name I thought of Daphne.
December 5, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Heard you on 5Live last night, Kate, and when they mentioned your name I thought of Daphne.
I hear he’s keen on top flight rugby returning to Sardis Road, too…
In all seriousness yes, he’s had quite the run, I’m just a massive Hackman fanboi.
In all seriousness yes, he’s had quite the run, I’m just a massive Hackman fanboi.
December 1, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I hear he’s keen on top flight rugby returning to Sardis Road, too…
In all seriousness yes, he’s had quite the run, I’m just a massive Hackman fanboi.
In all seriousness yes, he’s had quite the run, I’m just a massive Hackman fanboi.
The correct answer is Gene Hackman.
December 1, 2025 at 1:09 PM
The correct answer is Gene Hackman.
Economic reality trumps political fantasy each and every time.
December 1, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Economic reality trumps political fantasy each and every time.
My Dad, a life-long West Ham fan (he’s from Forest Gate, and used to sell rosettes outside Upton Park as a lad am went all over England and Europe in his 20’s supporting the club) was beside himself earlier when he heard the news.
November 30, 2025 at 11:16 PM
My Dad, a life-long West Ham fan (he’s from Forest Gate, and used to sell rosettes outside Upton Park as a lad am went all over England and Europe in his 20’s supporting the club) was beside himself earlier when he heard the news.
This reads as if written by a ten year old.
November 30, 2025 at 11:11 PM
This reads as if written by a ten year old.
Unprecedented.
November 29, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Unprecedented.
Did that very same journey almost 25 years ago. I’ll return to NZ one day that’s for sure.
Have you visited Days Bay and Eastbourne yet?
Have you visited Days Bay and Eastbourne yet?
November 28, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Did that very same journey almost 25 years ago. I’ll return to NZ one day that’s for sure.
Have you visited Days Bay and Eastbourne yet?
Have you visited Days Bay and Eastbourne yet?
Hi Captain Mark, hope you’re enjoying Thanksgiving. A quick question: did you wear an Omega X33 on the ISS or a G-Shock?
November 27, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Hi Captain Mark, hope you’re enjoying Thanksgiving. A quick question: did you wear an Omega X33 on the ISS or a G-Shock?
He’s utterly bricked the site, so much so that it’s unusable if you’re even vaguely left leaning. Musk is clearly a danger to our democracy.
November 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
He’s utterly bricked the site, so much so that it’s unusable if you’re even vaguely left leaning. Musk is clearly a danger to our democracy.
“I’m only half a racist!”
November 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
“I’m only half a racist!”
I’m with Prof. Falken.
November 24, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I’m with Prof. Falken.
“I’m reminded of Eddie Dempsey” are words no serious individual should be using.
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 AM
“I’m reminded of Eddie Dempsey” are words no serious individual should be using.
Anyone who references Eddie Dempsey should immediately be ignored with extreme prejudice.
November 24, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Anyone who references Eddie Dempsey should immediately be ignored with extreme prejudice.
Not long enough in my book.
November 21, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Not long enough in my book.
“We all know why” - is it because the weather’s better in Australia, Matt?
November 19, 2025 at 10:10 AM
“We all know why” - is it because the weather’s better in Australia, Matt?