Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚
@fatjesus.bsky.social
| FJ/Matt | Streaming since '11 | Affiliate | VGen | Creator | Editor | VTuber / @AnimashitStudio | @TeamDaCrew | DFW Sports, Wrasslin, Pokemon | Lonely Egg |
My willie got incontinence #Mewgenics
February 16, 2026 at 12:30 AM
My willie got incontinence #Mewgenics
Call me crazy, but we should probably get all the kiddie diddlers out of the government. If only there was some way we'd be able to do that...
February 12, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Call me crazy, but we should probably get all the kiddie diddlers out of the government. If only there was some way we'd be able to do that...
Jetpack Cat is Overwatch's new Jeff. Enjoy everything on your timeline being Jetpack Cat, Jeff or both for the next month.
(I think OW is neat btw, I just haven't gone back to it at all.)
(I think OW is neat btw, I just haven't gone back to it at all.)
February 4, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Jetpack Cat is Overwatch's new Jeff. Enjoy everything on your timeline being Jetpack Cat, Jeff or both for the next month.
(I think OW is neat btw, I just haven't gone back to it at all.)
(I think OW is neat btw, I just haven't gone back to it at all.)
Post your villagers (and anyone want Beau)
January 21, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Post your villagers (and anyone want Beau)
What ya'll know 'bout Zapdos farming? #Pokemon #PokePathTD
January 15, 2026 at 3:17 AM
What ya'll know 'bout Zapdos farming? #Pokemon #PokePathTD
Me when my consciousness gets an intimate encounters of the fourth kind alien gf in 2267
January 9, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Me when my consciousness gets an intimate encounters of the fourth kind alien gf in 2267
FJ Plays #Dispatch Episode 6!
Weeeee! I'll have the last two epsiodes edited and up tomorrow and Friday!
| www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjNf... |
Weeeee! I'll have the last two epsiodes edited and up tomorrow and Friday!
| www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjNf... |
January 8, 2026 at 12:51 AM
FJ Plays #Dispatch Episode 6!
Weeeee! I'll have the last two epsiodes edited and up tomorrow and Friday!
| www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjNf... |
Weeeee! I'll have the last two epsiodes edited and up tomorrow and Friday!
| www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjNf... |
FJ Plays #Dispatch Episode 5!
That's the update...stop spamming my timeline asshole. Okay, see ya tomorrow for episode six!
| www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Xwt... |
That's the update...stop spamming my timeline asshole. Okay, see ya tomorrow for episode six!
| www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Xwt... |
January 6, 2026 at 3:39 PM
FJ Plays #Dispatch Episode 5!
That's the update...stop spamming my timeline asshole. Okay, see ya tomorrow for episode six!
| www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Xwt... |
That's the update...stop spamming my timeline asshole. Okay, see ya tomorrow for episode six!
| www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Xwt... |
FJ Plays #Dispatch Episode 4!
That's the update...wait didn't you just post three? ...Yee
| www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6BS... |
That's the update...wait didn't you just post three? ...Yee
| www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6BS... |
January 6, 2026 at 3:37 PM
FJ Plays #Dispatch Episode 4!
That's the update...wait didn't you just post three? ...Yee
| www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6BS... |
That's the update...wait didn't you just post three? ...Yee
| www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6BS... |
FJ Plays #Dispatch Episode 3!
That's the update... yet again! I'm a bit late since it's been up for a few days. My b.
| www.youtube.com/watch?v=porD... |
That's the update... yet again! I'm a bit late since it's been up for a few days. My b.
| www.youtube.com/watch?v=porD... |
January 6, 2026 at 3:36 PM
FJ Plays #Dispatch Episode 3!
That's the update... yet again! I'm a bit late since it's been up for a few days. My b.
| www.youtube.com/watch?v=porD... |
That's the update... yet again! I'm a bit late since it's been up for a few days. My b.
| www.youtube.com/watch?v=porD... |
January 3, 2026 at 7:08 PM
January 2, 2026 at 10:26 PM
"Don Callis is in the Files" might be sign of the year. #AEW #AEWCollision
December 26, 2025 at 4:14 AM
"Don Callis is in the Files" might be sign of the year. #AEW #AEWCollision
"She's a narcissist, she's selfish, she's a pathological liar and she's a bigot."
December 12, 2025 at 5:34 AM
"She's a narcissist, she's selfish, she's a pathological liar and she's a bigot."
I feel like if I wasn't solo queuing, I could at least crack GM. But alas, a lot of hours and a lot of fun times with the ole #MarvelRivals
December 6, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I feel like if I wasn't solo queuing, I could at least crack GM. But alas, a lot of hours and a lot of fun times with the ole #MarvelRivals
I made Le Cafe. I'm making El Restaurante now.
November 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I made Le Cafe. I'm making El Restaurante now.
Year of the badass lass with big slicing weapon
November 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Year of the badass lass with big slicing weapon
It's always worst players in Marvel Rivals
November 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
It's always worst players in Marvel Rivals
Piggy goin' to eat again in a month
November 7, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Piggy goin' to eat again in a month
Dynasty league still humming along. No Jayden Daniels, Nico Collins, Brian Thomas Jr (bye) and Tre Tucker (bye) this week.
The 5 points I got out of Brandin Cooks in 2025, the year of our Lord, mattered too. Wew lad.
The 5 points I got out of Brandin Cooks in 2025, the year of our Lord, mattered too. Wew lad.
October 28, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Dynasty league still humming along. No Jayden Daniels, Nico Collins, Brian Thomas Jr (bye) and Tre Tucker (bye) this week.
The 5 points I got out of Brandin Cooks in 2025, the year of our Lord, mattered too. Wew lad.
The 5 points I got out of Brandin Cooks in 2025, the year of our Lord, mattered too. Wew lad.