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Fat Jacques
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Is this thing on?
I don’t leave chewing gum on my own car seats.
September 20, 2025 at 1:47 PM
It’s not a divide, it’s a spectrum. Lots of places are neither a city centre nor rural but need lots of private cars to function.
September 20, 2025 at 1:47 PM
It’s who has the best weather app wins today.
July 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I don’t think the test should be popularity. It should be whether they work as promised. People liking ideas is irrelevant if they don’t work.
July 3, 2025 at 12:13 PM
The Bob Vylan is the one with real hair.
June 30, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Paddy’s wigwam.
June 15, 2025 at 8:45 PM
These people have obviously never been to Wakefield.
March 21, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Apart from anything else they are too heavy. You will need an HGV licence.
March 20, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Glued on heavy stainless panels with cut edges. WCPGW?
March 20, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I don’t bother with clocks that don’t set themselves.
March 20, 2025 at 12:11 PM
All the drop ship stuff on Amazon is also on those other places. I make a point of checking everything now. Cut out the middleman.
March 20, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Free ladder!
January 9, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Don’t touch it! The red wire is live and could shock you. Could even kill you.
January 9, 2025 at 12:07 PM
With that pension?
January 9, 2025 at 12:05 PM
gifer.com
January 9, 2025 at 11:58 AM
It thinks your life expectancy is less than 10 years.
January 9, 2025 at 11:52 AM
“The Phishing”
January 7, 2025 at 8:06 AM
I met a lot of people from Twitter. 2008-2016 it was a big thing. Tweetups died out after that. I miss them.
January 1, 2025 at 12:47 PM
“Interplod”
January 1, 2025 at 12:32 PM
On to something!
January 1, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Oh god
January 1, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Nightmare!
December 15, 2024 at 9:07 AM
I bought all the singles on 12” and the albums.
December 14, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Wetsuit please
December 7, 2024 at 3:47 PM
#bekind only extends to members of the tribe
December 7, 2024 at 3:43 PM