That’s 3.

*a

All we could afford when I was teaching school are those terrible brown paper towels that don’t absorb anything but are the magic medicine to any boo-boo a kindergartener may have. No one’s getting us sex change. We would be lucky if we could get copy paper.

I promise you when I taught elementary school none of that was going on. I would be lucky if I could get crayons from the supply room. Anybody who thinks that crap is actually going on has never stepped into a school building before.

Oh…no… that’s terrible.. 😈

Straight up embarrassing to be an American citizen right now

The best thing I’ve ever seen