@fatherjerusalem.bsky.social
I'm so depressed I act like it's my birthday
Every day
Every day
Bill Maher needs to go back to smoking weed and creating AI nudes of Ann Coulter that he can miserably try to pleasure himself to in the dark if night, knowing this will be as close as he ever gets to knowing the touch of a woman.
November 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Bill Maher needs to go back to smoking weed and creating AI nudes of Ann Coulter that he can miserably try to pleasure himself to in the dark if night, knowing this will be as close as he ever gets to knowing the touch of a woman.
I'll be proud when we dump Rob.
November 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I'll be proud when we dump Rob.
God, the injured list by itself for these two teams could almost field a playoff team. Just need a keeper and I wouldn't bet against them.
November 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
God, the injured list by itself for these two teams could almost field a playoff team. Just need a keeper and I wouldn't bet against them.
Just remember: you're worth it. Take all the time you need. Us perverts aren't going anywhere.
November 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Just remember: you're worth it. Take all the time you need. Us perverts aren't going anywhere.
OK. Then they both can be in alignment in the unemployment line.
November 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
OK. Then they both can be in alignment in the unemployment line.
Like... total? The whole department combined?
November 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Like... total? The whole department combined?
Oh so the NYT DEFINITELY knew then, huh.
Sorry, but given the Ti,es' history of selling out to help create a pretense for the Iraq War, and how deep in the tank the Times has been for Trump for the last ten years... yeah, no, you guys have lost the benefit of the dout a LONG time ago.
Sorry, but given the Ti,es' history of selling out to help create a pretense for the Iraq War, and how deep in the tank the Times has been for Trump for the last ten years... yeah, no, you guys have lost the benefit of the dout a LONG time ago.
November 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Oh so the NYT DEFINITELY knew then, huh.
Sorry, but given the Ti,es' history of selling out to help create a pretense for the Iraq War, and how deep in the tank the Times has been for Trump for the last ten years... yeah, no, you guys have lost the benefit of the dout a LONG time ago.
Sorry, but given the Ti,es' history of selling out to help create a pretense for the Iraq War, and how deep in the tank the Times has been for Trump for the last ten years... yeah, no, you guys have lost the benefit of the dout a LONG time ago.
Hey how's that Jesse Singal ban coming?
November 12, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Hey how's that Jesse Singal ban coming?
Yeah i stopped caring about any of this like 12 hours ago.
November 12, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Yeah i stopped caring about any of this like 12 hours ago.
More like:
Schumer: "lights, camera... naptime."
Schumer: "lights, camera... naptime."
November 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
More like:
Schumer: "lights, camera... naptime."
Schumer: "lights, camera... naptime."
The Magic 8 Ball finally said "yes" when asked if they should release these emails.
November 12, 2025 at 2:36 PM
The Magic 8 Ball finally said "yes" when asked if they should release these emails.
And it was well known back in 1969. It was famously written about in the NYT, and famously one of the first dominoes to fall that eventually led to Watergate.
November 12, 2025 at 5:19 AM
And it was well known back in 1969. It was famously written about in the NYT, and famously one of the first dominoes to fall that eventually led to Watergate.
If it was a secret, how do we know about it. Checkmate.
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 AM
If it was a secret, how do we know about it. Checkmate.
A third thing: he loooooooooooooooved his dick. It was hella weird and creepy.
November 12, 2025 at 5:04 AM
A third thing: he loooooooooooooooved his dick. It was hella weird and creepy.
I don't even care about the Kennedy shit (well, I do. Fuck nepo babies.) but I would really love it if we could elect serious people who are actually interested in serving the people and not internet trolls doing it for the lulz.
Thanks.
Thanks.
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I don't even care about the Kennedy shit (well, I do. Fuck nepo babies.) but I would really love it if we could elect serious people who are actually interested in serving the people and not internet trolls doing it for the lulz.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Yeah no. Can we elect actually serious people and not nepo baby internet trolls please?
November 12, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Yeah no. Can we elect actually serious people and not nepo baby internet trolls please?
JFK died in 1963. It's a pretty famous event, actually
November 12, 2025 at 4:42 AM
JFK died in 1963. It's a pretty famous event, actually
What do Kim Kardashian becoming a lawyer and me dating Emma Watson have in common?
Neither one has a chance in fucking hell of ever happening.
Neither one has a chance in fucking hell of ever happening.
November 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
What do Kim Kardashian becoming a lawyer and me dating Emma Watson have in common?
Neither one has a chance in fucking hell of ever happening.
Neither one has a chance in fucking hell of ever happening.
I well and truly hate this motherfucker.
November 12, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I well and truly hate this motherfucker.
Where Lyra tho
November 12, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Where Lyra tho
"James Bond is a code name. The last James Bond died. Meet the new James Bond, Timothee Charlemagne or whatever."
Damn, I could be a professional writer.
Damn, I could be a professional writer.
November 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
"James Bond is a code name. The last James Bond died. Meet the new James Bond, Timothee Charlemagne or whatever."
Damn, I could be a professional writer.
Damn, I could be a professional writer.
What an ugly UGLY game. The NFL owes everyone who watched that a refund.
November 11, 2025 at 4:36 AM
What an ugly UGLY game. The NFL owes everyone who watched that a refund.
Read the bill. You're arguing in favor of a nationwide ban on THC.
The Rand Paul amendment (i can't believe I'm going to say this) is GOOD.
The Senate stripping that amendment out is BAD.
By cheering on the amendment's removal, you have placed yourself on the side in favor of prohibition.
The Rand Paul amendment (i can't believe I'm going to say this) is GOOD.
The Senate stripping that amendment out is BAD.
By cheering on the amendment's removal, you have placed yourself on the side in favor of prohibition.
November 11, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Read the bill. You're arguing in favor of a nationwide ban on THC.
The Rand Paul amendment (i can't believe I'm going to say this) is GOOD.
The Senate stripping that amendment out is BAD.
By cheering on the amendment's removal, you have placed yourself on the side in favor of prohibition.
The Rand Paul amendment (i can't believe I'm going to say this) is GOOD.
The Senate stripping that amendment out is BAD.
By cheering on the amendment's removal, you have placed yourself on the side in favor of prohibition.