I am unreasonably excited that I’m making a frozen pizza.

I actually burst out laughing. SAVAGERY.

We have a hawk that perches atop our rectory, right outside my window, and kills random small animals. It’s remarkable.

Happy day off to me

Yes, this app is a little clunky, but it’s getting better.

Having a parishioner with a pool is a game changer. I am, however, one again….an TOMATO.

Writing a sequel to Jason Aldean’s “Try That In A Small Town” called “Also Try This In A Small Town” about trying to find a restaurant open later than 8pm

Why the f*** did “satan” just follow me ?

House of the dragon is confusing. Too much intermarriage.

Extremely glad I accidentally gave my personal phone number to a parishioner today. They called me this evening to tell me (redacted) is breathing her last and wants to be reconciled to the church and receive the last rites.

New bishop coming to inspect, I mean MEET the priests today.

Okay. Here I am.