I like to think that in a parallel universe, the DNC is a competently run, incorruptible organization and that these two are leading parallel USA to true greatness.

Your coworker sounds rad.

That is a Country Mac level of badass you rarely see.

Also, I'm pretty sure his plan was to cover the world in darkness. So that's green flag #3. This guy was a real triple-threat.

One of my all-time favorite records when I need to psych myself up. Huddle Formation is such a massive banger.

Gotta love the people missing the whole ass point and explaining deep cuts from Star Wars lore.

Jesus, what a fucking dork.

After five minutes reading that VF article, I'd do it for free.

Shit, I was right in the middle of diagnosing myself with ADHD, Autism, and BPD. What the hell do I do now?

Wall not will. He is dead (tfg), but I have no idea who he left all the heads to.

I have known one really serious sport hunter in my life. This guy had pictures of him and his wife standing over animal corpses, and a lot of actual trophy heads on his will. We worked together many years ago and he was definitely an actual psychopath.