Thank you for reposting - my ping service is going bananas, can’t log in to WPEngine, even tried to log into the garbage site to see if there was an update or something. Honestly, was kinda hoping the giant doomsday meteor had finally hit but… hey, we can always hope for tomorrow!

I read this as “Fozzie neck brace” and am imagining a whole new market for Muppet-themed medical equipment. Just think of how much fun it would be rehabbing from a knee injury while using a walker shaped like Oscar the Grouch’s trashcan!

That’s a larger than normal volume of bananas.

So true - and weirdly enough, my favorite song on that album changes constantly. This album never ever disappoints.

You need to get out of the house before you start talking to the dishwasher. Though I’m pretty sure if you did talk to the dishwasher the two of you would just make fun of the way I stack bowls on the bottom rack.