Jordan Wells, PhD
@fatdaddy.baby
Artist/Activist/Amateur Baker->Cookbook Author
Democracy thrives on universal access.
New book, “Against the Grain: Baking Traditions Reimagined” coming soon 🥣📖
Democracy thrives on universal access.
New book, “Against the Grain: Baking Traditions Reimagined” coming soon 🥣📖
Due what eye due to loose wait too shrink you’re waste during the holidays. It’s easy and incurages u 2 be social. Here are the rules:
1. Always in water fast Sunday through Thursday ACCEPT during holiday parties.
2. Fri end Sat u can have gatorade end saltines only if you don’t go 2 a party.
🎄
1. Always in water fast Sunday through Thursday ACCEPT during holiday parties.
2. Fri end Sat u can have gatorade end saltines only if you don’t go 2 a party.
🎄
December 15, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Due what eye due to loose wait too shrink you’re waste during the holidays. It’s easy and incurages u 2 be social. Here are the rules:
1. Always in water fast Sunday through Thursday ACCEPT during holiday parties.
2. Fri end Sat u can have gatorade end saltines only if you don’t go 2 a party.
🎄
1. Always in water fast Sunday through Thursday ACCEPT during holiday parties.
2. Fri end Sat u can have gatorade end saltines only if you don’t go 2 a party.
🎄
Are bacterium life? Is yogurt vegan? #sciencesunday (vegan) #foodforthought
December 14, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Are bacterium life? Is yogurt vegan? #sciencesunday (vegan) #foodforthought
I will adopt a daughter, just to name her Gemini ♊️ ♥️
December 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I will adopt a daughter, just to name her Gemini ♊️ ♥️
*when you accidentally put your vegan Parmesan cheese on you salad instead of your spaghetti, so it’s a doubley cheesy night* #morecheeseplease
December 6, 2025 at 7:08 AM
*when you accidentally put your vegan Parmesan cheese on you salad instead of your spaghetti, so it’s a doubley cheesy night* #morecheeseplease
Frank Gehry was a monster
December 6, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Frank Gehry was a monster
I live in Los Angeles. We are out of the drought. What are some fun ways to use water before we are in drought again? #losangeles #waterdoesntdefineme #meteorologist #weather
November 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I live in Los Angeles. We are out of the drought. What are some fun ways to use water before we are in drought again? #losangeles #waterdoesntdefineme #meteorologist #weather
I want/like/prefer/favor my kefir very sour.
November 26, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I want/like/prefer/favor my kefir very sour.
My dog was diagnosed with Münchausen syndrome. Therapy is expensive. Please pray for him.
November 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
My dog was diagnosed with Münchausen syndrome. Therapy is expensive. Please pray for him.
Don’t even get me started on the green pea diet #naturalliving #cleanse
August 19, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Don’t even get me started on the green pea diet #naturalliving #cleanse
I try not to eat pork, but it’s never stopped me. #tryingtobevegan
August 10, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I try not to eat pork, but it’s never stopped me. #tryingtobevegan
Cockroaches are nature’s little vacuums. Go to bed with crumbs on the floor, wake up to spick n span-throw your swifter away kind of floors. It really is about perspective. 🪳
July 23, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Cockroaches are nature’s little vacuums. Go to bed with crumbs on the floor, wake up to spick n span-throw your swifter away kind of floors. It really is about perspective. 🪳
Am I gnaughty for putting sugar on my pepperoni pizza? #morechzplz
July 16, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Am I gnaughty for putting sugar on my pepperoni pizza? #morechzplz
Thinking about donating my tech money to search for God. I haven’t found him yet, but he’s definitely been tickling me.
May 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Thinking about donating my tech money to search for God. I haven’t found him yet, but he’s definitely been tickling me.
The smell of childhood is wet. It’s musty. It’s intense Pine-sol and plumber’s putty wafting heavily at you as you flush the high pressure toilet that spritzes the air. It’s dried pink soap and dribbles of urine. And GOD chose that to be your church bathroom experience. Because GOD is good! ✝️ 🙌
May 15, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The smell of childhood is wet. It’s musty. It’s intense Pine-sol and plumber’s putty wafting heavily at you as you flush the high pressure toilet that spritzes the air. It’s dried pink soap and dribbles of urine. And GOD chose that to be your church bathroom experience. Because GOD is good! ✝️ 🙌
Does the Pope get days off?
May 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Does the Pope get days off?
pontiphilictus
noun \ ˌpän-ti-fi-ˈlik-təs \
Plural: pontiphilicti \ ˌpän-ti-fi-ˈlik-tī \
Definition:
A person who experiences persistent or exclusive sexual attraction to the pope, particularly in his role as Pontifex Maximus, the supreme leader of the Roman Catholic Church.
noun \ ˌpän-ti-fi-ˈlik-təs \
Plural: pontiphilicti \ ˌpän-ti-fi-ˈlik-tī \
Definition:
A person who experiences persistent or exclusive sexual attraction to the pope, particularly in his role as Pontifex Maximus, the supreme leader of the Roman Catholic Church.
May 8, 2025 at 6:06 AM
pontiphilictus
noun \ ˌpän-ti-fi-ˈlik-təs \
Plural: pontiphilicti \ ˌpän-ti-fi-ˈlik-tī \
Definition:
A person who experiences persistent or exclusive sexual attraction to the pope, particularly in his role as Pontifex Maximus, the supreme leader of the Roman Catholic Church.
noun \ ˌpän-ti-fi-ˈlik-təs \
Plural: pontiphilicti \ ˌpän-ti-fi-ˈlik-tī \
Definition:
A person who experiences persistent or exclusive sexual attraction to the pope, particularly in his role as Pontifex Maximus, the supreme leader of the Roman Catholic Church.
Wondering how many gays, intersex, and non-cis men are amongst the 133 cardinals. Fascinating that we likely will never know!
May 8, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Wondering how many gays, intersex, and non-cis men are amongst the 133 cardinals. Fascinating that we likely will never know!
I can only sleep down pillows, but I know they aren’t ethical. What type of bird naturally loses enough feathers where I can make my own down pillows?
May 2, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I can only sleep down pillows, but I know they aren’t ethical. What type of bird naturally loses enough feathers where I can make my own down pillows?
April 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I never knew roses were real. I thought they were only made for supermarkets and that the big flowers in gardens were something else. So pretty! #flowerpower #rosesarered #gardening
April 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I never knew roses were real. I thought they were only made for supermarkets and that the big flowers in gardens were something else. So pretty! #flowerpower #rosesarered #gardening
You might have friends in high places, but I have sober friends.
April 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
You might have friends in high places, but I have sober friends.
FYI popey can be used in the exact same way as popal. I’m not sure who we’re trying to impress with popal.
April 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
FYI popey can be used in the exact same way as popal. I’m not sure who we’re trying to impress with popal.
When a pope dies, a new pope becomes the pope.
April 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
When a pope dies, a new pope becomes the pope.
April 19, 2025 at 3:32 PM