The Fatbloke
@fatblokemartin.bsky.social
British Armed Forces Veteran.
Former College Lecturer.
Semi Retired.
Former College Lecturer.
Semi Retired.
How to tell us you know nothing pf the King's history with the Royal Navy, without telling us!
January 5, 2026 at 8:17 PM
How to tell us you know nothing pf the King's history with the Royal Navy, without telling us!
Did she get her M.D. off the back of a cerial box?
January 1, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Did she get her M.D. off the back of a cerial box?
Cue the fuckwits demanding to know if he's brown!
December 31, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Cue the fuckwits demanding to know if he's brown!
Funny isn't it, how the fuckwits squeal like pigs,when the perpetrators have brown skin.
And then squeal like pigs, when the victims have brown skin!
And then squeal like pigs, when the victims have brown skin!
December 31, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Funny isn't it, how the fuckwits squeal like pigs,when the perpetrators have brown skin.
And then squeal like pigs, when the victims have brown skin!
And then squeal like pigs, when the victims have brown skin!
Not really any of your business, now is it!
December 31, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Not really any of your business, now is it!
Perhaps a long shot. But has anybody considered untreated syphyillis a possibility with Trump's behaviour?
It might fit with the Epstein thing!
It might fit with the Epstein thing!
December 31, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Perhaps a long shot. But has anybody considered untreated syphyillis a possibility with Trump's behaviour?
It might fit with the Epstein thing!
It might fit with the Epstein thing!
Never heard of this one. Can you explain and provide credible evidence.
December 30, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Never heard of this one. Can you explain and provide credible evidence.
And of course, he would'nt give a toss what the Taliban DID with them, when they got their hands on them!
December 30, 2025 at 7:33 PM
And of course, he would'nt give a toss what the Taliban DID with them, when they got their hands on them!
And how many of those 27,000, now jobless, voted Republican?
If anybody could tell me, I can work out how many to give a f**k about............or not!
If anybody could tell me, I can work out how many to give a f**k about............or not!
December 28, 2025 at 4:06 PM
And how many of those 27,000, now jobless, voted Republican?
If anybody could tell me, I can work out how many to give a f**k about............or not!
If anybody could tell me, I can work out how many to give a f**k about............or not!
Missed out the next bit........
........."and most of us will end up in jail!"
........."and most of us will end up in jail!"
December 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Missed out the next bit........
........."and most of us will end up in jail!"
........."and most of us will end up in jail!"
I wouldnt worry.
By the time the first one is launched, NOBODY in the USA will want ANYTHING named after Donald Trump!
Imagine a hospital named after Jimmy Saville?
By the time the first one is launched, NOBODY in the USA will want ANYTHING named after Donald Trump!
Imagine a hospital named after Jimmy Saville?
December 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I wouldnt worry.
By the time the first one is launched, NOBODY in the USA will want ANYTHING named after Donald Trump!
Imagine a hospital named after Jimmy Saville?
By the time the first one is launched, NOBODY in the USA will want ANYTHING named after Donald Trump!
Imagine a hospital named after Jimmy Saville?
Ŵhich is the reason that they should!
December 18, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Ŵhich is the reason that they should!
But there IS a record of teachers and staff complaining to the school head about it!
December 17, 2025 at 8:59 AM
But there IS a record of teachers and staff complaining to the school head about it!
Why is it an amazingly stupid statement?
December 15, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Why is it an amazingly stupid statement?
Easy.
Pay doctors properly, and they won't strike!
Don't pay them properly, and they will strike. And if that doesent work, they'll look for jobs in Australia, where they'll be paid more for working less hours!
Pay doctors properly, and they won't strike!
Don't pay them properly, and they will strike. And if that doesent work, they'll look for jobs in Australia, where they'll be paid more for working less hours!
December 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Easy.
Pay doctors properly, and they won't strike!
Don't pay them properly, and they will strike. And if that doesent work, they'll look for jobs in Australia, where they'll be paid more for working less hours!
Pay doctors properly, and they won't strike!
Don't pay them properly, and they will strike. And if that doesent work, they'll look for jobs in Australia, where they'll be paid more for working less hours!
Right Whingers - "why are they in hotels! Put them in military barracks!"
"Not those military barracks!"
"Not those military barracks!"
November 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Right Whingers - "why are they in hotels! Put them in military barracks!"
"Not those military barracks!"
"Not those military barracks!"
So, how long before Trump is telling the UK to hand over the Falklands?
October 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
So, how long before Trump is telling the UK to hand over the Falklands?
And STILL he isn't in prison!
October 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
And STILL he isn't in prison!
You really aren't getting this now are you!
Do you need me to draw you a picture?
Do you need me to draw you a picture?
October 4, 2025 at 10:21 AM
You really aren't getting this now are you!
Do you need me to draw you a picture?
Do you need me to draw you a picture?
And the ONLY thing YOU have to go on, is a dodgy photo, taken from a distance, through a fence!
But you think you're an expert!
But you think you're an expert!
October 4, 2025 at 7:57 AM
And the ONLY thing YOU have to go on, is a dodgy photo, taken from a distance, through a fence!
But you think you're an expert!
But you think you're an expert!
And that doesent include the person who had already died when the perpetrator hit him with his car.
Now, the police were there and had to make a split decision to save lives.
YOU were not!
YOU have NO knowledge of IED's or firearms.
Now, the police were there and had to make a split decision to save lives.
YOU were not!
YOU have NO knowledge of IED's or firearms.
October 4, 2025 at 7:56 AM
And that doesent include the person who had already died when the perpetrator hit him with his car.
Now, the police were there and had to make a split decision to save lives.
YOU were not!
YOU have NO knowledge of IED's or firearms.
Now, the police were there and had to make a split decision to save lives.
YOU were not!
YOU have NO knowledge of IED's or firearms.
Because that is the ONLY way to deal with a suicide bomber. Sadly one innocent person stood nearby was hit as well and another was hit by a bullet that went through the door of the Synagogue.
On person had already died when the perpetrator drove his car over them.
On person had already died when the perpetrator drove his car over them.
October 4, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Because that is the ONLY way to deal with a suicide bomber. Sadly one innocent person stood nearby was hit as well and another was hit by a bullet that went through the door of the Synagogue.
On person had already died when the perpetrator drove his car over them.
On person had already died when the perpetrator drove his car over them.
Oh don't talk bollocks!
They didn't know it was fake until the bomb squadron got to look at it close up.
That man CHOSE to mock up an IED/Suicide Vest. It's happened before.
He was given at least two warnings according to witnesses, and ignored them.
The police then had no choice but to shoot.
They didn't know it was fake until the bomb squadron got to look at it close up.
That man CHOSE to mock up an IED/Suicide Vest. It's happened before.
He was given at least two warnings according to witnesses, and ignored them.
The police then had no choice but to shoot.
October 4, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Oh don't talk bollocks!
They didn't know it was fake until the bomb squadron got to look at it close up.
That man CHOSE to mock up an IED/Suicide Vest. It's happened before.
He was given at least two warnings according to witnesses, and ignored them.
The police then had no choice but to shoot.
They didn't know it was fake until the bomb squadron got to look at it close up.
That man CHOSE to mock up an IED/Suicide Vest. It's happened before.
He was given at least two warnings according to witnesses, and ignored them.
The police then had no choice but to shoot.
There then were you?
Carried out your own inspection?
Carried out your own inspection?
October 4, 2025 at 3:29 AM
There then were you?
Carried out your own inspection?
Carried out your own inspection?
So, where did you do your IED training then?
With the Taliban?
With the Taliban?
October 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM
So, where did you do your IED training then?
With the Taliban?
With the Taliban?