I thought you were a Chinese Gooseberry who had somehow discovered there were other vowel sounds in addition to 'i', but what do I know? 🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️

They know who you are, now.
Skynet updated.
Terminator inbound.
Judgement imminent.
Have a nice day, old bean! 😉

Methinks he doth protest too much.
Call the Inquisition, he doth be a heretic.
Feck it, just burn the witch!
Burn the witch!

PS Army Painter paints are good, but burn him anyway.

Right, that's enough rage bait clicks, on to the next load of bollocks...

Enjoy your day... 😎

The problem with wealth is that it isolates you from people calling you a dickhead when you've been a complete nob, and from you believing them if someone does manage to get through the layers of swivel-eyed sycophants that insulate you from the truth.
Wouldn't say no to a few quid, mind...

Is that yer da's shirt?
Very 70s...

Steady on there!
If you're not careful, you might find yourself worshipping the Omnibrewah, and His dark, bitter Lord, Bildas T.
Just sayin'... 😉

We should declare UDI and repatriate all the flag shaggers to Clacton.
Or Middlesbrough.
In fact, let's repatriate Middlesbrough to Clacton...

Still tone deaf.
This is why the Greens are surging and Labour will join the Tories in oblivion.
Stop kicking the working class, the sick and disabled and tax the rich, you oaf!

Who?

I initially read that as the BBC were frigging Dorries on Question Time.
Seemed fair to me, as long as it was with a sharp stick...

RIP Dave Ball.

I actually was. I'm old... 👴👴👴

I was there, man! I was there! 😧😧😧

Same thing, surely?
Who needs hinges, anyway?

And the rest. Sack the monarchy! 😎

Documentary, the way it's going... 😳