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fasterfizzier.bsky.social
The Fast and The Furry Arsed
@fasterfizzier.bsky.social
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Biosciences, University of São Paulo.

Scottish-Jew, two stereotypes for the price of one.

He/Him
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fasterfizzier.bsky.social
There is no level of depravity,
no level of atrocity too low for scum like @viviane49.bsky.social

Nuremberg was too good for her predecessors, it will be too good for this lot.
"Gutting week for old Nige. First Labour put forward a credible immigration policy to reduce number of small boat crossings. Then on Friday his bestie gets sentenced for taking bribes from Russia. All that’s left is who bought his house??"
November 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
fasterfizzier.bsky.social
Image from Aliens - the head of Hudson, not Hicks, is in colonial Marine uniform and says "We're on an express elevator to hell, going down"
November 18, 2025 at 12:54 PM
fasterfizzier.bsky.social
Interesting/telling that Alex is such a a big fan of antisemitic conspiracy theories.
John Arnold - @floyduk.bsky.social "In all honesty I have had my suspicions the the greens are the ones behind this campaign. And if so it's not the kind of ethical behaviour I think most associate with that party. I do not like Zack Polanski. After the two interviews I heard with him I came to the conclusion that he's not very nice." Liked By 1 like Alex Andreou ‪@sturdyalex.bsky.social‬
November 17, 2025 at 1:49 PM
fasterfizzier.bsky.social
I'm #Sheeting4Streeting
Image from the film, Trainspotting, Renton is using the worst toilet in Scotland.
November 12, 2025 at 2:37 PM
fasterfizzier.bsky.social
Image from the film Airplane, Lloyd Bridges is in the airport control tower and is desperately sniffing glue, at the time he says "Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue"
November 11, 2025 at 11:25 PM
fasterfizzier.bsky.social
Field of Dreams poster shows a man in a cornfield, with a yellow sky and horizon - Field of Rakes here. With the names Kieth Starmer, Wes Streeting, Jess Phillips and Mr Blobby underneath.
November 11, 2025 at 8:55 PM
fasterfizzier.bsky.social
Describe your cats personalities with one photo (each)
Aline, next to the only living being she likes, Caitlin, whose hand is touching her head. Blink cat, AKA Agosto, a 3 legged tuxedo cat, although you can only see his ears really here, doing what he does best, sleeping under the dogs blanket, Agosto is impossible to photograph and only likes Caitlin and food. Agosto neither walks nor runs, he just appears and disappears. Hence blink cat.
November 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
fasterfizzier.bsky.social
🎵Is this a real poll? surely it's fantasy?
But we just won a landslide?, this surely isn't reality?
Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see,
We fucked it🎵
Image of Queen the four members in silhouette, from Bohemian Rhapsody
November 6, 2025 at 5:52 PM
fasterfizzier.bsky.social
If you ever wondered what the human reaper from Mass Effect 2 says, it's "01010010 01100101 01110011 01110000 01100101 01100011 01110100 00100000 01110010 00100000 01110100 01110010 01101111 01101111 01110000 01110011 "
November 6, 2025 at 4:06 PM
fasterfizzier.bsky.social
looks amazing
A comic panel of Luke Cage, he's saying "Oh sweet christmas"
November 5, 2025 at 10:10 PM
fasterfizzier.bsky.social
"I'll be honest I don't follow American politics"
One of the coconuts from the mighty boosh, in a bramble wig and with lipstick on about 30% of what represents the face area.
November 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
fasterfizzier.bsky.social
Now That's What I Call Forensic!
November 3, 2025 at 7:58 PM
fasterfizzier.bsky.social
An important reminder this Halloween🎃,
one that is relevant every day.

John Rentoul cannot enter your home without an invite.
AI photo (all photos of John, require AI) of Wallachian Prince, Jon Renthoul, great grandfather of Vlad Dracul.
October 31, 2025 at 12:49 PM
fasterfizzier.bsky.social
NW: In Bruges
#FilmSky

"Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one.

You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either.

Like Tottenham"
Poster from the film 'In Bruges'. Colin Farrell is centre holding a gun in one hand and an ice cream cone in the other hand, he appears to be shivering from the cold. On one side is a swan and Ralph Fiennes, on the other side is Brendan Gleeson.
October 30, 2025 at 9:29 PM
fasterfizzier.bsky.social
Post something random or you'll have an awful November
"Wes is it true you burned doen the kitty corral pet shop in 2004?" Wes "The charges were dropped because of lack of evidence and that's all there is to it."
October 29, 2025 at 3:33 PM
fasterfizzier.bsky.social
"Do you need a hand Jeremy?"

"No, no, the relaunch is all going very well thank you"
Harold Lloyd, hanging from a clock
October 29, 2025 at 11:02 AM
fasterfizzier.bsky.social
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
Image from 'Monty Python's The Meaning of Life' the Find the fish scene, featuring Graham Chapman in colourful drag, a gangly long-armed man (Terry Jones), and an elephant-headed butler.
October 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
fasterfizzier.bsky.social
The "volk" are defending nazi tattos
Image of the stunned face of Luke Cage, he says "Oh sweet christmas"
October 25, 2025 at 11:03 AM
fasterfizzier.bsky.social
NW: The Rocky Horror Picture Show
#Filmsky

Ana has somehow never seen this..........
Poster from the film 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show' Tim Curry in costume lounges on what appears to be a pair of lips, underneath is states 'Give yourself over to Absolute Pleasure'
October 20, 2025 at 10:37 PM
fasterfizzier.bsky.social
I mean, nearly
Image of the menu screen from the game 'The Humans' several neanderthal almost humans are standing at the top if the screen holding different letters and one is climbing a ladder towards them.
October 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
fasterfizzier.bsky.social
Image of someone holding a gun to their foot Text reads "This is your party"
October 9, 2025 at 8:25 PM
fasterfizzier.bsky.social
The cyclops from Krull, cost about a fiver back in the mid 80's and doesn't look much worse.
Image of the cyclops from the film 'Krull', on his left is a young Liam Neeson as a warrior/ vagabond.
October 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM
fasterfizzier.bsky.social
Attacking Talkie Toaster with a lump hammer was a hate crime,
I will not be taking questions at this time.
Image of Talkie Toaster, from Red Dwarf, before he was a victim of toastercide.
October 5, 2025 at 12:47 PM
fasterfizzier.bsky.social
These days,
if you say a spoilt little shit, is throwing their toys out of their pram,
you are threatening them with violence,
these days.
Hi there, A Bluesky account you control (@fasterfizzier.bsky.social) posted: "have you considered not throwing your toys out of your pram and growing up, you spoilt little shit." This post violates our Community Guidelines regarding violent or threatening speech. This includes, but is not limited to, the following: •⁠ ⁠Threats of violence or physical harm: This includes threats or encouragement of violence against individuals, groups, institutions, or the general public. •⁠ ⁠Incitement of self-harm or suicide: Content that encourages self-harm or suicide. •⁠ ⁠Wishes of harm: Expressions of a desire for harm directed at a specific person or group. In addition, users may not use Bluesky to break the law or cause harm to others. All users must be treated with respect. As a result of these violations, your post has been taken down, and your account has been suspended for 24 hours.
October 4, 2025 at 12:45 PM
fasterfizzier.bsky.social
"I think we all know that punch ups in A&E on friday nights, are in direct threat from multiculturalism."
Pippa Crerar, in front of a home library in South London, on GMB, explaining something as logical as 1+1 = a deficit in government borrowing so we need to starve some children.
October 2, 2025 at 4:05 PM