Me watching the 2016 presidential debates having no idea both candidates fellated Bill Clinton, possibly in the same decade
November 30, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Me watching the 2016 presidential debates having no idea both candidates fellated Bill Clinton, possibly in the same decade
Future generations of space explorers visiting strange new worlds, reciting the legend of that epic dump Andrew Nellis took in the early 21st century
November 29, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Future generations of space explorers visiting strange new worlds, reciting the legend of that epic dump Andrew Nellis took in the early 21st century
Damn, even the women on Truth Social broadcast small dick energy
November 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Damn, even the women on Truth Social broadcast small dick energy
Kind of weird to see how this late 2010s/early 2020s motherboard firmware still supports things like 5.25" floppy disks, a technology so obsolete that Microsoft basically stopped supporting it by 1996
November 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Kind of weird to see how this late 2010s/early 2020s motherboard firmware still supports things like 5.25" floppy disks, a technology so obsolete that Microsoft basically stopped supporting it by 1996
New York Times reminiscing about the good ol' days when nobody thought anything about a billionaire raping children in his Manhattan pied-à-terre
November 16, 2025 at 2:34 PM
New York Times reminiscing about the good ol' days when nobody thought anything about a billionaire raping children in his Manhattan pied-à-terre
@poisoninthepen.bsky.social this was addressed to me, so I guess some corporation thinks I'm doing it with you and want to buy you a diamond pendant
November 14, 2025 at 12:28 AM
@poisoninthepen.bsky.social this was addressed to me, so I guess some corporation thinks I'm doing it with you and want to buy you a diamond pendant
I wonder how much scaremongering about China and Russia looking at your traffic is because so many public figures would be easily blackmailed for their online activities. It's your own wanker state that wants to prosecute you for your traffic, not China and Russia.
www.forbes.com/sites/zakdof...
www.forbes.com/sites/zakdof...
November 11, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I wonder how much scaremongering about China and Russia looking at your traffic is because so many public figures would be easily blackmailed for their online activities. It's your own wanker state that wants to prosecute you for your traffic, not China and Russia.
www.forbes.com/sites/zakdof...
www.forbes.com/sites/zakdof...
Dick Cheney died.
Someone less bad than Dick Cheney also died.
Someone less bad than Dick Cheney also died.
November 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Dick Cheney died.
Someone less bad than Dick Cheney also died.
Someone less bad than Dick Cheney also died.
Cum with a certain...Musk?
October 15, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Cum with a certain...Musk?
So Buff Bernie was the key to electoral success all along?
July 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
So Buff Bernie was the key to electoral success all along?
I wonder if Newsweek will revisit this sentence and tell us how it affected his chances.
July 20, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I wonder if Newsweek will revisit this sentence and tell us how it affected his chances.
People who think and say things like this can't die off fast enough. fortune.com/2025/07/19/g...
July 20, 2025 at 1:13 PM
People who think and say things like this can't die off fast enough. fortune.com/2025/07/19/g...
Impressed that Eric Adams is already pandering to billionaires. www.nytimes.com/2025/06/26/n...
June 29, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Impressed that Eric Adams is already pandering to billionaires. www.nytimes.com/2025/06/26/n...
This person just has no redeeming qualities at all
June 25, 2025 at 5:08 AM
This person just has no redeeming qualities at all
Isn't it kind of sexist to be taking credit for Kamala Harris' efforts?
June 5, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Isn't it kind of sexist to be taking credit for Kamala Harris' efforts?
They can survive some mixed traffic (e.g., Philly), but sure they can't survive double-parkers.
Not that a bus service that has to weave around double parking is ever going to be good either.
They need to stop the double parking.
Not that a bus service that has to weave around double parking is ever going to be good either.
They need to stop the double parking.
May 28, 2025 at 9:18 AM
They can survive some mixed traffic (e.g., Philly), but sure they can't survive double-parkers.
Not that a bus service that has to weave around double parking is ever going to be good either.
They need to stop the double parking.
Not that a bus service that has to weave around double parking is ever going to be good either.
They need to stop the double parking.
"I'm just a giant piece of shit, why does nobody like me, wahhhhhhh😭😭😭😭😭"
May 19, 2025 at 4:15 PM
"I'm just a giant piece of shit, why does nobody like me, wahhhhhhh😭😭😭😭😭"
Mark Warner waiting for Republicans to come to their senses and act in good faith.
May 4, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Mark Warner waiting for Republicans to come to their senses and act in good faith.
Dumbass who is almost always wrong thinks other dumbasses who are almost always wrong could have enough of an attention span to prepare for the really bad things he fantasizes about. www.businessinsider.com/ray-dalio-ta...
April 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Dumbass who is almost always wrong thinks other dumbasses who are almost always wrong could have enough of an attention span to prepare for the really bad things he fantasizes about. www.businessinsider.com/ray-dalio-ta...
Just goes to show they could have done this at any time to reduce their dependence on Russian energy sources and shore up against climate change.
March 4, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Just goes to show they could have done this at any time to reduce their dependence on Russian energy sources and shore up against climate change.
No idea where I got this, but seems appropriate
February 20, 2025 at 10:33 PM
No idea where I got this, but seems appropriate
Man, this guy is smart. He must be like a corporate executive or something.
February 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Man, this guy is smart. He must be like a corporate executive or something.
It's just a gesture. There isn't even a word to describe what it means. Think nothing of it.
January 21, 2025 at 12:43 PM
It's just a gesture. There isn't even a word to describe what it means. Think nothing of it.