For some sad and pathetic reason, plenty of my fellow catholics voted for him and his hateful politics. Karma's a bitch.

Funny as a root canal.

Because he thinks of himself as a swinging dick? That roll of dimes?!

Serious small dick energy from that one.

Did he instantly whip out the ECG machine?!

Big surprise.

Uh, Howard, if social security checks stop going out, you're gonna have more mothers in law up your ass than you ever even imagined existed. Not to mention, Florida will flip from red to blue so fast it'll make your fucking head spin. Just sayin.

Another entitled douchebag with too much money, a big mouth, too many puppet strings, and bad dentures.

Hey Barbra. Don't you think fox news hosts should get out to republican town halls to support the pols they're so hot for?! New York TV studios must get so boring. Maria Bartiromo and Jessie Watters would love to help answer questions in North Carolina, right? Great PR for the brand! Bring Rupert!

Even buying eggs is a near-death experience now.