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Me: I really wish the Dems would do more about the Nazis taking over our government
Bluesky libs: why aren’t you criticizing the republicans!?!
Me: you mean the people I just called Nazis?
Bluesky libs: why aren’t you criticizing the republicans!?!
Me: you mean the people I just called Nazis?
There was that libertarian city where they couldn’t figure out a system to deal with their trash and eventually got over run with bears. Seems more relevant now than ever.
February 27, 2025 at 3:08 AM
There was that libertarian city where they couldn’t figure out a system to deal with their trash and eventually got over run with bears. Seems more relevant now than ever.
White men that call themselves “ex pats” are the most insufferable people on the planet.
You’re an immigrant, Brian. And you probably left because everyone here found you insufferable
You’re an immigrant, Brian. And you probably left because everyone here found you insufferable
February 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
White men that call themselves “ex pats” are the most insufferable people on the planet.
You’re an immigrant, Brian. And you probably left because everyone here found you insufferable
You’re an immigrant, Brian. And you probably left because everyone here found you insufferable
Remember when the billionaire shadow president made the entire federal government play an improv warmup game to keep their jobs?
February 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Remember when the billionaire shadow president made the entire federal government play an improv warmup game to keep their jobs?
These guys really don’t understand the whole “othering” part of fascism. You’re supposed to “other” small groups that the majority can rally against. You don’t “other” the majority against your small group. Let’s see how this plays out.
February 23, 2025 at 7:42 AM
These guys really don’t understand the whole “othering” part of fascism. You’re supposed to “other” small groups that the majority can rally against. You don’t “other” the majority against your small group. Let’s see how this plays out.
To everyone shocked about this piece of shit showing his true colors I have two things to say
I told you so
And
I told you so
And
February 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
To everyone shocked about this piece of shit showing his true colors I have two things to say
I told you so
And
I told you so
And
These dorks trying to out Nazi each other because of their ego may actually be what brings this all down
February 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
These dorks trying to out Nazi each other because of their ego may actually be what brings this all down
It’s crazy to think the country we’d be if we executed Prescott Bush when he and his cronies tried their Nazi coup 100 years ago. But instead we let his kid and grandkid become president
February 21, 2025 at 4:33 PM
It’s crazy to think the country we’d be if we executed Prescott Bush when he and his cronies tried their Nazi coup 100 years ago. But instead we let his kid and grandkid become president
Wow. I can’t believe it. The pope is no longer with us.
He went down to the cafeteria to get lunch. Good for him.
He went down to the cafeteria to get lunch. Good for him.
February 21, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Wow. I can’t believe it. The pope is no longer with us.
He went down to the cafeteria to get lunch. Good for him.
He went down to the cafeteria to get lunch. Good for him.
I was one of the biggest Bernie supporters in 2016. I truly believed he wanted to change the country for the better.
Now I see him doing nothing of substance in the senate. And I can easily say @sanders.senate.gov you are a fascist enabler.
It’s so easy to not be in a cult of personality
Now I see him doing nothing of substance in the senate. And I can easily say @sanders.senate.gov you are a fascist enabler.
It’s so easy to not be in a cult of personality
February 21, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I was one of the biggest Bernie supporters in 2016. I truly believed he wanted to change the country for the better.
Now I see him doing nothing of substance in the senate. And I can easily say @sanders.senate.gov you are a fascist enabler.
It’s so easy to not be in a cult of personality
Now I see him doing nothing of substance in the senate. And I can easily say @sanders.senate.gov you are a fascist enabler.
It’s so easy to not be in a cult of personality
What did I do for my mid life crisis? Became a Nazi and topped American democracy. How about you?
February 21, 2025 at 8:53 AM
What did I do for my mid life crisis? Became a Nazi and topped American democracy. How about you?
Presidents are deposed through impeachment
Kings are deposed through guillotines
Kings are deposed through guillotines
February 21, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Presidents are deposed through impeachment
Kings are deposed through guillotines
Kings are deposed through guillotines
Obama led us to Trump.
Shittier Obama led us to shittier trump.
Maybe the lesson here is when you run a platform on systemic changes and hope, then completely fail to live up to those promises there will be huge backlash?
Shittier Obama led us to shittier trump.
Maybe the lesson here is when you run a platform on systemic changes and hope, then completely fail to live up to those promises there will be huge backlash?
February 21, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Obama led us to Trump.
Shittier Obama led us to shittier trump.
Maybe the lesson here is when you run a platform on systemic changes and hope, then completely fail to live up to those promises there will be huge backlash?
Shittier Obama led us to shittier trump.
Maybe the lesson here is when you run a platform on systemic changes and hope, then completely fail to live up to those promises there will be huge backlash?
A lot of unexpected shit has happened this year. But Ben Stiller making me root for a threesome between John Noble, John Turturro, and Christopher Walken may be at the top of the list.
February 21, 2025 at 3:29 AM
A lot of unexpected shit has happened this year. But Ben Stiller making me root for a threesome between John Noble, John Turturro, and Christopher Walken may be at the top of the list.
Because it only takes one of them to destroy the country
Bannon: "The future of MAGA is Donald Trump! We want Trump in '28. That's what they can't stand. A man like Trump comes along only once or twice in the country's history. We want Trump! We want Trump!"
February 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Because it only takes one of them to destroy the country
Me: I really wish the Dems would do more about the Nazis taking over our government
Bluesky libs: why aren’t you criticizing the republicans!?!
Me: you mean the people I just called Nazis?
Bluesky libs: why aren’t you criticizing the republicans!?!
Me: you mean the people I just called Nazis?
February 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Me: I really wish the Dems would do more about the Nazis taking over our government
Bluesky libs: why aren’t you criticizing the republicans!?!
Me: you mean the people I just called Nazis?
Bluesky libs: why aren’t you criticizing the republicans!?!
Me: you mean the people I just called Nazis?
Shark Tank: fascists edition
Anyone who is a grant recipient who is not getting paid, a question.
Would you take a 30 PCT annual reduction, if it meant you were guaranteed to be paid ?
Would you take a 30 PCT annual reduction, if it meant you were guaranteed to be paid ?
February 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Shark Tank: fascists edition
The only good king is a dead king
February 20, 2025 at 6:56 AM
The only good king is a dead king
The investigation is around where @schumer.senate.gov spine went
"We will protect DOGE."
This morning, Interim U.S. Attorney for the District of Columbia Ed Martin — a "stop the steal" organizer and Jan. 6 defendant advocate — sent an email titled "Operation Whirlwind" in which he said he's personally launched an investigation into Sen. Chuck Schumer.
The text:
This morning, Interim U.S. Attorney for the District of Columbia Ed Martin — a "stop the steal" organizer and Jan. 6 defendant advocate — sent an email titled "Operation Whirlwind" in which he said he's personally launched an investigation into Sen. Chuck Schumer.
The text:
February 19, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The investigation is around where @schumer.senate.gov spine went
True liberal activism. They’ll laugh in your face as long as the suffering doesn’t reach them
February 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
True liberal activism. They’ll laugh in your face as long as the suffering doesn’t reach them
As much as I hesitate agreeing with a journalist of fascists enabling WaPost, this is actually right for once
Trump offered change from a broken system. And people are so desperate for change they would go to a mad man if he’s the only one offering it. The only way out for Dems are radical policies
Trump offered change from a broken system. And people are so desperate for change they would go to a mad man if he’s the only one offering it. The only way out for Dems are radical policies
Trump & Musk have somehow managed to frame recent events as a binary: Either you want to burn it all down, or you support the status quo
It’s a false choice, obviously. But Dems/Trump critics have done a poor job articulating that failure in logic and existence of option #3: actually fix things
It’s a false choice, obviously. But Dems/Trump critics have done a poor job articulating that failure in logic and existence of option #3: actually fix things
Opinion | The GOP has somehow backed Democrats into defending the status quo
It’s not enough to oppose Trump’s destruction. Americans want change.
wapo.st
February 18, 2025 at 1:37 PM
As much as I hesitate agreeing with a journalist of fascists enabling WaPost, this is actually right for once
Trump offered change from a broken system. And people are so desperate for change they would go to a mad man if he’s the only one offering it. The only way out for Dems are radical policies
Trump offered change from a broken system. And people are so desperate for change they would go to a mad man if he’s the only one offering it. The only way out for Dems are radical policies
They are literally admitting they think having brunch is resistance. We are so fucked
February 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM
They are literally admitting they think having brunch is resistance. We are so fucked
Hey Canadians: I promise America will send its military after its own protesters and marginalized communities first. And that’s where a lot of our attention lies.
You’re scared an outside government is threatening you. We’re scared our own government is attacking us. There are priorities
You’re scared an outside government is threatening you. We’re scared our own government is attacking us. There are priorities
February 18, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Hey Canadians: I promise America will send its military after its own protesters and marginalized communities first. And that’s where a lot of our attention lies.
You’re scared an outside government is threatening you. We’re scared our own government is attacking us. There are priorities
You’re scared an outside government is threatening you. We’re scared our own government is attacking us. There are priorities