Trump's "Art of the Deal" in Ukraine turns out to be a "Toliet of No Deal". It could have been over if he'd just supported Zelenskyy instead of sucking Putin's cock, but now that Nobel Peace Prize is slipping away. So sad for the orange lad.

I don't understand Trump saying he doesn't need access to foreign markets so doesn't need to make trade deals. The whole thing including that fuckwit formula was supposed to address trade deficits.

Trump is finding out about Putin the same thing that everybody else is finding out about Trump - that if you give a bully everything he demands that does not get him to back off, it only emboldens him to demand even more

The way Trump keeps on talking about migrants from mental institutions I'm convinced he thinks "political asylum" and "insane asylum" are the same thing.

Zelensky should offer EU the mineral rights to go all in

The only explanation I can think of is that the pee tapes really do exist

It's been a few hours - has the price of eggs come down yet?

Just deleted my Faceplant account. Yay.