Fart Vader
@fartvader.bsky.social
I'm always short of breasts
One of four assholes in The Important Questions Podcast
One of four assholes in The Important Questions Podcast
Just fucked a piece of toast with peanut butter on it
November 24, 2023 at 4:04 PM
Just fucked a piece of toast with peanut butter on it
Hanging out my friends (sitting alone at the cat cafe with a bunch of cats)
November 16, 2023 at 11:33 PM
Hanging out my friends (sitting alone at the cat cafe with a bunch of cats)
I just want the boys to know I'm pooping again and I want to kiss their foreheads
October 31, 2023 at 7:16 PM
I just want the boys to know I'm pooping again and I want to kiss their foreheads
Sending pics of my man tits to everyone
October 25, 2023 at 1:36 PM
Sending pics of my man tits to everyone
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October 25, 2023 at 12:15 PM
FREE BONUS EPISODE GIVEAWAY.
1 person who calls or texts a question to our voicemail line 708-433-9153 by 10/31 will receive our October bonus episode free!
Text questions get you 1 entry and a voicemail gets you 2.
1 person who calls or texts a question to our voicemail line 708-433-9153 by 10/31 will receive our October bonus episode free!
Text questions get you 1 entry and a voicemail gets you 2.
Jamming a fork in my brand new couch
October 24, 2023 at 2:59 AM
Jamming a fork in my brand new couch
30 sex toys in my carryon @flysgf.bsky.social
October 24, 2023 at 1:36 AM
30 sex toys in my carryon @flysgf.bsky.social
Confusing the word "obituary" for the word penis
October 24, 2023 at 1:35 AM
Confusing the word "obituary" for the word penis
Wearing a Speedon't to the public pool
October 24, 2023 at 1:26 AM
Wearing a Speedon't to the public pool
Playing hack sack with my balls and giving myself testicular torsion (twisty balls)
October 24, 2023 at 1:15 AM
Playing hack sack with my balls and giving myself testicular torsion (twisty balls)
The word of the day is "poopfuckshittingbitchbitchbitchassfuckcumsauceboobsboobs"
October 23, 2023 at 9:34 PM
The word of the day is "poopfuckshittingbitchbitchbitchassfuckcumsauceboobsboobs"
Been fighting off that seasonal depresh but now it is bringing reinforcements
October 23, 2023 at 9:33 PM
Been fighting off that seasonal depresh but now it is bringing reinforcements
Hot Dog's Nathan eating contest
August 21, 2023 at 12:56 AM
Hot Dog's Nathan eating contest
Hey babe i'm going to just cut to the chase, i'm going to disappoint you
August 20, 2023 at 1:35 PM
Hey babe i'm going to just cut to the chase, i'm going to disappoint you
Oh shit i forgot i had this
August 20, 2023 at 1:32 PM
Oh shit i forgot i had this
Let's all just calm down a bit
August 8, 2023 at 1:50 AM
Let's all just calm down a bit
I once again forgot this app was a thing
August 2, 2023 at 4:55 PM
I once again forgot this app was a thing