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i believe none of the other services have anything as good as Spotify due to patent shenanigans, unfortunately
December 2, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Been using one for years and it does exactly what I want it for while feeling like cheap crap. Every once in a while I check to see if anything better has come along and nope, still just that.
October 12, 2025 at 3:13 AM
to the same tune (also relevant to the refrain)
October 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
unfortunately the SyncMaster i have is a little cooked, so it will never be the brightest, but at least i was able tweak the flyback enough to fix a focus issue. currently busting up hell’s kitchen
September 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
just beginning my own playthrough on “retro” hardware (19” CRT, Voodoo 3, etc). stock GOTY edition - haven’t looked into any QoL patches to make it less painful. maybe the pain is part of the experience?
September 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
an age ago, when i was still on reddit, r/EmpireDidNothingWrong was consistently at the top of r/all. i hated its ironic sincerity because i already knew where “ironic racism” led. and now it’s fully broken containment
September 25, 2025 at 1:56 PM
i keep waiting for it to all crash and burn, but i also keep underestimating the sheer obstinacy of capital to keep it going
September 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM
i used to curate my twitter follows because i mostly wanted to just scroll cute art. sometimes that meant unfollowing someone, but i never begrudged them that. what a sense of entitlement to feel owed a certain brand of posting. 😑
August 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
this is really great and i can’t believe i didn’t ❤️ it the first time. it squeezes my heart and tears come out
August 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
while alone in the dark was pretty creepy, i’d have to say the surprise last level of wolfenstein: spear of destiny got me good. you think you’ve beaten the game, then suddenly you’re in HELL
August 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
yeah, making the macguffin some single incriminating recording or document was always ever a feel-good fantasy. to use that device nowadays, when reality is screaming a completely opposite truth feels insulting.
August 23, 2025 at 11:47 AM
having that built-in tuner was also great for older TVs without digital tuners, because it allowed you to tune into cable stations above channel 13. (otherwise you needed a discrete digital tuner box)
August 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
and, [watching ghost in the shell with my sister], “so the thing you gotta understand is that while he may have written a super-influential cyberpunk story, Masamune Shirow is a also pervert”
August 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Japanese car nerds are fully aware of this when they celebrate all the cool and quirky “bubble era” cars that were made during this period
August 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
and like, this was before you’d naturally blame AI - a human did that shit, then other humans apparently approved said shit. (serves as a warning for the contents, ig)
August 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
being beautiful would be neat
August 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
despite all else, at least we live in a world with cow tools 😌
August 9, 2025 at 1:36 AM
TOOTSIE WANTS A BATH!
August 8, 2025 at 11:27 AM
☹️
August 3, 2025 at 11:40 PM
thanks, i like them 👍
August 2, 2025 at 2:45 AM
“thanks, i have cancer and started smoking again. 🙃” i think in your case though, people are noticing more than simply weight loss - looking fit as heck in your recent selfies and radiating a healthy glow 😊
July 31, 2025 at 11:53 PM
canada is a “yes” but only for the english version, which was written almost 20 years after the original french words
July 26, 2025 at 1:39 PM
haven’t read other wikis, planning to attend Katie U
July 17, 2025 at 12:38 PM