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Cat papa
That's really too bad. Those beats were fresh. SNAP!
October 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
It's because Trump and Epstein were lovers. Trump wanted to buy a new home so they could live their lives together. Epstein got cold feet and backed out. Trump is the jilted lover here amd has held a grudge ever since. This whole masculine thing is over compensation.
July 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Oh sweet the RoyalSapien mix just hit.
July 25, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Never trust a fart.
July 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Hmm yes. This is worse than I thought. Drump is suffering a severe case of Epsteinitis.

He should take two "release the files" tonight and call a lawyer in the morning.
July 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I was wondering what it was too. I take it from this context to be:

Mesoscale Convective Vortex (MCV)

www.nssl.noaa.gov/education/sv...
Thunderstorm Types
Descriptions of various types of severe thunderstorms, from the NOAA National Severe Storms Laboratory.
www.nssl.noaa.gov
July 18, 2025 at 2:07 PM
You know the law. Can't get up if you have a cat on you. This applies if you're also a cat.
July 16, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Paws can touch anything but themselves. Woah.
July 16, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Ralphie get off the stage, sweetheart.
July 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Please seek medical attention for yourself.
July 14, 2025 at 10:13 AM
The crazy person who slopped this screed is "confusing" patriotism with nationalism.

A patriot questions the actions and motives of their country while a nationalist does not. The ones paying attention have come to realize there's been much to question for a very long time.
July 14, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Wrong answers, right? You must construct additional pylons!
July 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Not that I would want to think about it too deeply, but that's what I was wondering too. The man is a ghoul. And I'm not even talking about his looks.
July 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Even with the modern gestapo face covering you could hear that officer was on the verge of tears. Get that man some cold orange slices and set him down for a nap. STAT.
July 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Senator Murkowski, any comment on the nonsensical statement Senator Murkowski made?
July 1, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Dementia Don talking about property maintenance he never did for his tenants.
July 1, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Democrats: Drop dead.

Republicans: Drop fucking dead.
June 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
People: We need a break here. Cost of living is getting out of control. I'm not sure if I'll be able to give my kids anything close to what I had growing up. Quite frankly, I'm not sure how long I'll be able to get by with these meetings minimum credit card payments just making ends meet.
June 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Fucking nazis can't keep themselves from squatting on anything holy can they?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T-carrier
T-carrier - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
June 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
His penchant for tripping and sometimes falling...remains a top concern for voters!

Does his verbal gaffes indicate a cognitive decline!

Why is Trump taking the short stairs to airforce one!

Washington Times will be all over this!
June 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
What a psychopath.
May 31, 2025 at 11:04 PM