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farthard opinion: nobody uses umbrellas anymore and it’s a crisis
November 21, 2024 at 7:11 PM
farthard fact: this is a photo of me making a sandwich for lunch today.
November 20, 2024 at 3:32 AM
farthard update: bout to down all of this in the wawa parking lot. Feel free to join but I’ll probably be pretty fast
November 20, 2024 at 1:11 AM
farthard tip: Don’t attempt to engage with roommates’ political debate in the kitchen
November 19, 2024 at 11:49 PM
Lengthy morning pee that makes your body tea
November 19, 2024 at 3:13 PM
farthard update: wanted to throw up at 4am but avoided it because I had a bite of a delicious nutritious banana
November 19, 2024 at 2:03 PM
farthard PSA: See Red One in theaters now please no one’s going to see it and Dwayne is really sad
November 19, 2024 at 4:30 AM
farthard opinion: I’m really glad socks are ambidextrous. I don’t want to be struggling thinking “am I sure this is the left one?”
November 19, 2024 at 12:18 AM
Currently imagining a Wendy’s paper bag just filled to the brim with salt
November 18, 2024 at 11:40 PM
farthard update: apple sauce has successfully healed stomach mostly. Dunk drive through will heal it even more
November 18, 2024 at 11:08 PM
farthard PSA: nobody else bid on this please
November 18, 2024 at 10:44 PM
farthard update: fucking up this appy squeez rn
November 18, 2024 at 10:33 PM
farthard update: tummy hurts rn but I’ll keep yall updated
November 18, 2024 at 9:55 PM
farthard PSA: always refill the Britta after use
farthard opinion: I hate mondays but I love drinking britta water out my monday mug
November 18, 2024 at 9:53 PM
farthard opinion: I hate mondays but I love drinking britta water out my monday mug
November 18, 2024 at 9:52 PM
farthard opinion: Elon Musk needs to die tragically very soon
November 18, 2024 at 9:49 PM
farthard update: just received my $10 piercing gun off Amazon. Hope this is gonna work tonight
November 18, 2024 at 9:47 PM
What’s up guys this is farthard tuning in
November 18, 2024 at 9:31 PM