Fartcanine
fartcanine.bsky.social
Fartcanine
@fartcanine.bsky.social
23 - he/him

That's right I'm here to stink up this site too

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scat alt @shartcanine.bsky.social
probably should forfeit now lest he get bored with the fight and decide to turn around...

though whether its voluntary or not, its hard to see a loss that doesn't end in some cruel and merciless face-sitting~
July 28, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Dynamically changing battle background that crumbles apart with every stray attack, must be quite a surprise to see your most daunting opponent yet cause more changes to it than you've ever seen simply by blasting massive audio-peaking ass in between punches with only a sigh to acknowledge it~
July 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Shamelessly blasting a rude thunderous bodily function without any sense of remorse or embarrassment mid battle seems like a very effective tactic no matter the scale of your power, even against an opponent of comparible strength its sure to throw them off their game while keeping you on yours~
July 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Nothing more invigorating that relieving your burbling dragon gut from an island-destroying level of pressure, it's sure to replenish all his stamina and let him chain even more powerful attacks infinitely, the backside blast being *crucial* to his playstyle~
July 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
If people thought death by draconic apocalypse punch was bad, wait til he learns about that humiliation bonus that his rippling, rumbling booty can provide,,, sure to cause quite a few embarassing game over screens far worse than what would otherwise sound like a cool and honorable way to go out~
July 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
its all perfectly natural coming from a body like his, and knowing you there's plenty more "natural" things to come from it~
July 28, 2025 at 3:25 PM
good luck evacuating from THAT! an impact that rapidly seems to change from one natural disaster to another, until finally climaxing into an *unnatural* disaster~
July 28, 2025 at 3:21 PM
slamming down into one massive island and causing dragon-shaped energy blasts to fan out into the sea and take out 5 more surrounding islands in his wake, never even needing to step foot on their soil to extinct them in a single instant~
July 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
getting stronger and faster as the score raises up to the millions, eventually being able to one-shot islands with a single plummeting fist slam~
July 28, 2025 at 3:10 PM
the satisfying sound of the score rapidly ticking up with every action, slowly learning the meta to maximize the amount of "enemies" he catches in his storm of destruction each passing second~
July 28, 2025 at 3:04 PM
all the more incentive to get there faster, flattening a sky high city to a barren wasteland is pretty much obligatory, but getting there and finishing up while trying to see how much of the population you can catch up in the mayhem adds some challenge, makes it a game, gives him reason to show off~
July 28, 2025 at 2:56 PM
leveling an entire city just for the heck of it, population be damned... really appreciating how terrifying it is that such a beastly force of nature like this has wings, never landlocked, NO region is safe~
July 28, 2025 at 2:48 PM
smashing out the bottom layer day by day just as a simple morning workout and people keep on wondering how its peak seems less daunting as the weeks pass by~
July 28, 2025 at 2:41 PM
very easy to imagine the shockwaves tearing through solid "indestructible" bedrock even further than the reach of his arm, carving through the base of the mountain like it was nothing but a cake he wanted to snack on~
July 28, 2025 at 2:34 PM
bananza got me very punch destruction brained,,, Bahamut definitely seems like they'd be able to plow through concrete effortlessly like it was dirt~
July 28, 2025 at 2:29 PM
making the big, fat and macro everybody else's problem~
July 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Blocked me before I could get free ERP from them :(
May 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
im a doggie who likes doggies am i ready
May 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
you can get as much tastes as you want so long as i get my fill of butter to help make your breakfast all the more hefty~
May 1, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Watching her devour meals in seconds that could've fed you for days, thinking you might just finally get the smallest of scraps as she shows signs of being full when she groans and rubs her belly, only for her to let out a meaty belch and snuff out those hopes of getting a taste with a single gulp~
April 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM