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rich
@fart.business
senior happiness engineer @ northrop-grumman
god damnit frog they aren’t even called that anymore
December 19, 2025 at 12:59 PM
crocheting a chevron for the fall
December 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
let’s put all these people in jail~! 🥰 for the rest of their lives 🥰
August 14, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I wonder what any of these buttons do?
July 22, 2025 at 7:17 PM
wenzdee
June 29, 2025 at 5:07 PM
what’s she in there for
June 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM
“I am equally as good at governing as this massively divorced dude is at being married so listen up”
June 28, 2025 at 1:51 PM
(mumbling to myself) the counterpart of the kiss is the hug
June 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
me x you
June 20, 2025 at 2:33 PM
this is where we're at. asking the computer pretty please in ALL CAPS to make sure it knows we mean business.
June 10, 2025 at 2:26 PM
new depression jams drop
June 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM
what’s she doin up there
May 24, 2025 at 6:50 PM
i wish my bitch mother-in-law would stop doing this
April 26, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I’m doing office job levels of work on this game
April 13, 2025 at 2:24 AM
spending the evening thinking about the better world we could have had if sony released the pocketstation in north america
February 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
if you haven’t seen the euro cover for “ranma 1/2: hard battle” well now you have
January 31, 2025 at 12:46 AM
you simply must get yourself a couple little dogs
January 1, 2025 at 2:41 AM
imagine. the absolute decadence of playing xylophone in the bath. this is wasted on children
December 13, 2024 at 11:55 PM
going through my big folder of Xcode projects and I love it when I find one like this that tells the whole story in one screenshot
November 15, 2024 at 3:41 PM
put just the back ones on my dog and she started walking like a person
October 13, 2024 at 3:15 PM
STINKY
September 7, 2024 at 6:42 PM
picturing this to be something like the inside of a kangaroo’s pouch…sticky and wet with a usb-c nipple
September 2, 2024 at 9:38 PM
not fair, we were more like acquaintances
February 18, 2024 at 4:09 PM
I love to listen to #music
January 21, 2024 at 1:59 AM