Farseer Del
farseerdel.bsky.social
Farseer Del
@farseerdel.bsky.social
Someone told them to floor it and get something done.

Whoever said it forgot the DMC is the exact kind of humans they mean when they call an AI chatbot "human like".
November 30, 2025 at 7:23 PM
And most people "ugh this is annoying" *ignore*

Many others: "this sucks" *installs additional tools to disable it where possible*
November 30, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Because they couldn't actually trademark the idea of a pickaxe no matter how much money they threw at it, as not only is it a common tool, other games used it before, and for longer.

Also their term could actually mean a sickle so presumably they plan to sue communists at some point.
November 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
There's a valid reason to defend your IP against possible misrepresentation. Sending out letters, working through concerns, not wading in waving demands and menaces at the start.

But for some reason they always hire trigger happy lawyers that leap to the most overkill method as the opening salvo.
November 30, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Why, we just stop them using hospitals. And eating food. Hmm maybe we should stop them using Great British Oxygen and breathing out Foreign Carbon Dioxide...
November 29, 2025 at 11:28 AM
From little acorns come copious amounts of gunfire and calling for SWAT reinforcements.
November 28, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I think Vance is waiting to 2027 because they still want to pay lip service to the constitution, which says he gets ten years in charge if he waits to Jan 22nd 2027. Otherwise he only gets 7 or 6.
November 28, 2025 at 1:01 PM
They're like Shakespeare. But not directed as Kenneth Branagh versions, they're Baz Luhrmann versions.
November 28, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Milkshake Ducks. Milkshake Ducks ducking everywhere.

Duck this planet.
November 28, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Sometimes you look at a crash and wonder how it happened.

Not with the Cybertruck, because the answer is like all questions involving the Cybertruck: "she took the kids in the divorce".
November 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Why are two small fat men in their 50s naked in a bathtub? And you're SURE this isn't the Ultimate Universe?
November 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Neither would I because I'd be laughing too hard.
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
It's not like the BBC are going to get in trouble for *this* lie, it's not about the President.
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
They're gonna try 3d glasses again.
November 25, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Oh, that's easy.

Either no one, or you.
November 25, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Again?
November 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
okay but why does the barclays building appear to be rocking cool shades.
November 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM
90% of these were later used alongside winking and a shit eating grin in extremely sarcastic manners, weren't they?
November 24, 2025 at 11:13 AM
They needed a big dog, and Punk had a sore throat so was a little horse.
November 24, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Jeff and his pals thought 17 was a line crossed too, didn't they?
November 24, 2025 at 5:01 AM
"Oh hey now, I see y'all got faces...."
November 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Not so much bellwether as bellenders. The Ubisoft kiss of doom.
November 22, 2025 at 5:03 AM
So... all posts are banned on their subreddit because Rogan is an inherently political figure?
November 19, 2025 at 4:31 PM