everybody wants to fly or have laser vision or go invisible or something but no one thinks about how much of a freak you’d be. giving off a wifi signal is just useful enough to be good but other than that you’re literally just some guy

thanks big felix love ur show

mods ban this man

he’s swearing in the new mascot

had to google who tf that is and apparently he died 35 years ago

“george allen what a great guy”

“sir they’re going for two”

yeah me 50 you 0

if I was in that lobby it wouldn‘t have gone down like that

the bills are obligated to beat the chiefs and lose to the dolphins in the regular season every year

:(

#certifiedbeanhead

dracula jones

if I gotta run a pitch to the strong side imma make it look sexy 🎶

if I gotta chop a d-tackles knees imma make it look sexy 🎶