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Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans (2009)
Screenshot from Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans. It’s a close up of an iguana. Nicholas Cage and Val Kilmer are in the background, out of focus.
December 13, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Many classics to choose from, but Roger screws up is my all time favorite.
Roger in an orchestra holding one cymbal thinking “I won’t screw up. I won’t. I won’t. I won’t…” Caption: Roger screws up
December 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Jesus I see what you’ve done for other people, and I want that for me.
December 4, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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Van Helsing (2004) is pretty bad but this guy is absolutely acting his heart out as Dracula.
Richard Roxburgh as Dracula in Van Helsing. He’s being caressed by his vampire wives.
December 2, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Annihilation
Screenshot from Annihilation. 5 women walking into the woods. The sky shimmers in the distance.
November 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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It came in hot at the end of the year, but Orville Peck’s “Appaloosa” is amazing and I can’t stop listening
Album artwork for Appaloosa. Orville Peck walking toward the camera in a parking lot. He’s wearing a white cowboy hat, plain white t shirt, khaki pants, and a black mask covering g his eyes with black fringe covering the rest of his face.
November 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Oh no! He’s hot!
Squillium Fancyson from SpongeBob Squarepants. His head is on a muscular body with no shirt wearing only white boxers with red polka dots.
November 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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The Royal Tenenbaums
The Royal Tenenbaums cast looking straight into the camera. They are dressed in eccentric attire as is the custom in Wes Anderson films.
November 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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All Hail the Orb!
SpongeBob, Patrick and the Park Ranger saying all hail the Magic Conch.
November 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Grabbers
Poster for the movie Grabbers. Tagline: Drink Up or Die! 4 people standing behind a bar holding makeshift weapons. Encroaching tentacles.
November 19, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Unbreakable (2000)
Movie poster for Unbreakable. Bruce Willis and Samuel L Jackson looking very serious. A cloaked figure walking in the distance.
November 15, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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The spacing wasn’t quite right on this one. But I liked it too much.
Zohran sign text: Trade JD Vance for Some Oxy
November 9, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Zohran sign text: JD Vance for Golden Calf Ass Polisher
November 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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The Ghost That Carried Us Away ~ Seabear
Seabear album cover. Crude painting of 2 birds sitting on tree branches. The sun is in the background.
November 6, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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More and more people are saying this.
Pink news headline: Mike Johnson is evil and controlled by the devil, says Christian Minister
October 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Movie poster for Jason and the Argonauts (1963)
October 18, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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DW from Arthur standing n front of a closed door. Text says “that sign can’t stop me because I can’t read!”
September 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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I was very surprised that the kettle corn Oreos had excellent flavor but the texture is all wrong. They have little pieces of puffed millet in them. Deranged Wario shenanigans.
Box of kettle corn Oreo cookies. Arrow on box pointing to the Oreo creme with label reading with puffed millet pieces.
July 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Post your favorite Doctor Who wrong answers only.
Boris Johnson making a fool of himself while bungee jumping.
July 1, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Post your favorite James Bond but make it wrong
Peter Sellers as Inspector Clouseau from the Pink Panther.
April 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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I made a helpful diagram to illustrate.
The water cycle, but every stage is Jerry.
March 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM