Hi-vis like anyone could miss the waddling whale

So sounds like it’s this flannel’s last fall

With that gut sagging that much how much longer you gonna keep waddling around? ;)

Funny given how much effort that motion must take now. Once a fit athlete that could go for hours but I can only imagine how quickly you were huffing and puffing from that little bit of “sports”
Amount of X in that posts must be close to the X’s count in your shirt size

God the amount you jiggled and wobbled with every movement

Def need fatter. A dozen beers or so in the belly should help. Funnel would get it in there nice and fast. And if you were strapped to a bed I am sure it could get in there in record time

Only a bit more? More like doubled your size in pure fat!

Not like the size of it can be hidden anyway

Didn’t you get those as a safety shirt, chubs?

You barely noticed when your gut is hanging out cause you are just used to it now

Your gut always hangs out of shirt but we knew that. What is getting to be new is the fat even your lovehandle is starting to hang out there and you are probably too dumb and too busy eating to realize it

Only place for that to go now is up and out over all of you. Spreading in every direction

You grew and don’t seem to be able to stop

I mean… is there such thing as fat enough?