Shane Jones
@farmerglickstein.bsky.social
I, we, here's the thing. Yes
The world exists outside of MY perception?! Don't think so buddy 😏
October 29, 2025 at 12:18 PM
The world exists outside of MY perception?! Don't think so buddy 😏
Colorblind people be like
"🎶Loving him was Green🎶"
"🎶Loving him was Green🎶"
October 24, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Colorblind people be like
"🎶Loving him was Green🎶"
"🎶Loving him was Green🎶"
Courtney Williams out here cookin!
September 24, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Courtney Williams out here cookin!
Most people who have RBF are actual bitches
September 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Most people who have RBF are actual bitches
🎶You could fight a hundred Trojan Wars
Fake another horse just to storm the building
You could claim it's all for Sparta's King
Raze another town, another fallen Kingdom
Good luck, Greece🎶
Fake another horse just to storm the building
You could claim it's all for Sparta's King
Raze another town, another fallen Kingdom
Good luck, Greece🎶
August 22, 2025 at 1:03 PM
🎶You could fight a hundred Trojan Wars
Fake another horse just to storm the building
You could claim it's all for Sparta's King
Raze another town, another fallen Kingdom
Good luck, Greece🎶
Fake another horse just to storm the building
You could claim it's all for Sparta's King
Raze another town, another fallen Kingdom
Good luck, Greece🎶
🎶We bought a zoo
And life is a nightmare
We bought a zoo
I know that it's not fair
Nobody cares, cuz I'm a dad
And my kids are
Running a zoo with me🎶
And life is a nightmare
We bought a zoo
I know that it's not fair
Nobody cares, cuz I'm a dad
And my kids are
Running a zoo with me🎶
August 1, 2025 at 6:29 PM
🎶We bought a zoo
And life is a nightmare
We bought a zoo
I know that it's not fair
Nobody cares, cuz I'm a dad
And my kids are
Running a zoo with me🎶
And life is a nightmare
We bought a zoo
I know that it's not fair
Nobody cares, cuz I'm a dad
And my kids are
Running a zoo with me🎶
🎶He sighs and says that we bought a zoo
Can't find a better house🎶
Can't find a better house🎶
August 1, 2025 at 6:25 PM
🎶He sighs and says that we bought a zoo
Can't find a better house🎶
Can't find a better house🎶
🎶You're the data, facts, and charts
You're the information🎶
You're the information🎶
July 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
🎶You're the data, facts, and charts
You're the information🎶
You're the information🎶
Cool professor in pasta school:
Ya know, Rigatoni isn't just how Death Becomes Her lost Best Musical
Ya know, Rigatoni isn't just how Death Becomes Her lost Best Musical
June 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Cool professor in pasta school:
Ya know, Rigatoni isn't just how Death Becomes Her lost Best Musical
Ya know, Rigatoni isn't just how Death Becomes Her lost Best Musical
Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
Weenie and The Butt
Song as old as rhyme
Weenie and The Butt
June 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
Weenie and The Butt
Song as old as rhyme
Weenie and The Butt
Thank you Pacers for delivering such spectacular basketball every night of these playoffs. It was such a joy watching your journey to the Finals. Congrats to OKC as well, truly champions who went through a gauntlet to get here.
June 23, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Thank you Pacers for delivering such spectacular basketball every night of these playoffs. It was such a joy watching your journey to the Finals. Congrats to OKC as well, truly champions who went through a gauntlet to get here.
🎶 Poon River
Wider than a mile 🎶
Wider than a mile 🎶
June 20, 2025 at 2:56 PM
🎶 Poon River
Wider than a mile 🎶
Wider than a mile 🎶
"I assume Clippers." -Bill Simmons
May 4, 2025 at 1:58 AM
"I assume Clippers." -Bill Simmons
@craighorlbeck.bsky.social feel like Shedeur was deprived of a young girl's dream
April 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
@craighorlbeck.bsky.social feel like Shedeur was deprived of a young girl's dream
@dannyheifetz.bsky.social so stoked they're letting Travis Hunter play both sides! Let him cook!
April 25, 2025 at 1:01 PM
@dannyheifetz.bsky.social so stoked they're letting Travis Hunter play both sides! Let him cook!
Reposted by Shane Jones
Howie Roseman says the #Eagles won't even scout players who have ever been violent with women:
“I won’t even watch them. I don't even want to talk. I can't go 'He’s really good, he did it 10 years ago and he learned from it.” It just doesn't work for us."
#FlyEaglesFly
(🎥: The McShay Show)
“I won’t even watch them. I don't even want to talk. I can't go 'He’s really good, he did it 10 years ago and he learned from it.” It just doesn't work for us."
#FlyEaglesFly
(🎥: The McShay Show)
April 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Howie Roseman says the #Eagles won't even scout players who have ever been violent with women:
“I won’t even watch them. I don't even want to talk. I can't go 'He’s really good, he did it 10 years ago and he learned from it.” It just doesn't work for us."
#FlyEaglesFly
(🎥: The McShay Show)
“I won’t even watch them. I don't even want to talk. I can't go 'He’s really good, he did it 10 years ago and he learned from it.” It just doesn't work for us."
#FlyEaglesFly
(🎥: The McShay Show)
Now I can't say I'd be a better NBA GM than Nico Harrison, but I can say that millions of people have never loudly called for my firing
April 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Now I can't say I'd be a better NBA GM than Nico Harrison, but I can say that millions of people have never loudly called for my firing
Well it doesn't sound like you're fine, you just told me you're losing your sight AND losing your mind
April 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Well it doesn't sound like you're fine, you just told me you're losing your sight AND losing your mind
Equestrian: and this one's a work horse
Clydesdale: fuck you!
Clydesdale: fuck you!
April 3, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Equestrian: and this one's a work horse
Clydesdale: fuck you!
Clydesdale: fuck you!
1800s guy: I didn't sleep well last night, just felt like a thousand dreams were keeping me awake
P.T. Barnum: (scoffs smugly)
That's nothing!
P.T. Barnum: (scoffs smugly)
That's nothing!
March 14, 2025 at 6:33 PM
1800s guy: I didn't sleep well last night, just felt like a thousand dreams were keeping me awake
P.T. Barnum: (scoffs smugly)
That's nothing!
P.T. Barnum: (scoffs smugly)
That's nothing!
🎶Noooosferatu
When will you leave Transylvania
You've been inducing mania
For too long now🎶
When will you leave Transylvania
You've been inducing mania
For too long now🎶
February 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
🎶Noooosferatu
When will you leave Transylvania
You've been inducing mania
For too long now🎶
When will you leave Transylvania
You've been inducing mania
For too long now🎶
What's your favorite song about leaving your wallet in El Segundo?
February 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
What's your favorite song about leaving your wallet in El Segundo?
RFK Jr: we're in the medical science misinformation business, and cousin, business is a-boomin'!
February 6, 2025 at 4:41 PM
RFK Jr: we're in the medical science misinformation business, and cousin, business is a-boomin'!
Sons of Flanarchy
February 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Sons of Flanarchy
There IS a precedent for these times, y'all haven't read dystopian sci-fi before?
February 6, 2025 at 1:55 PM
There IS a precedent for these times, y'all haven't read dystopian sci-fi before?