@farmergilesofham.bsky.social
Native Floridiot, believer in tolerance for all but the intolerant, commie curious, considering a new career crafting guillotines, maybe a side hustle in torches and pitchforks.♾️🌈🥄🍉
I don't know how you can call them wild after you took away their Grindr accounts.
November 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I don't know how you can call them wild after you took away their Grindr accounts.
That's the one. I love happy endings.
November 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
That's the one. I love happy endings.
I just barked out a HA! On the bus.
November 28, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I just barked out a HA! On the bus.
Street Gravy is my only fans name.
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Street Gravy is my only fans name.
I think I watched a Terry Gilliam movie about this.
November 28, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I think I watched a Terry Gilliam movie about this.
"Live long and fester."
Evil Spock, maybe.
Evil Spock, maybe.
November 28, 2025 at 1:52 PM
"Live long and fester."
Evil Spock, maybe.
Evil Spock, maybe.
If you dig out a notch on the left immediately before your drive the plow will fill that in instead of your driveway.
November 28, 2025 at 1:37 PM
If you dig out a notch on the left immediately before your drive the plow will fill that in instead of your driveway.
I like mine with extra raisins.
November 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I like mine with extra raisins.
I use mine to extinguish flaming bags of poo.
November 27, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I use mine to extinguish flaming bags of poo.
Muricans, fuck yeah.
November 27, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Muricans, fuck yeah.
My turkey liked corn for breakfast.
November 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
My turkey liked corn for breakfast.
Kitty caboose?
November 27, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Kitty caboose?
Not the momma
November 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Not the momma
Anyone know how long a 15 lb turnip takes to thaw in the fridge?
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Anyone know how long a 15 lb turnip takes to thaw in the fridge?
Coolest shit I've heard all day.
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Coolest shit I've heard all day.
Crack the bones, suck the marrow
November 26, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Crack the bones, suck the marrow
Oh dear
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Oh dear
I've never heard him deny having Damien as his middle name.
November 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I've never heard him deny having Damien as his middle name.
It's uncanny.
November 26, 2025 at 1:59 PM
It's uncanny.
I just heard that you actually invented both pineapples and swinging.
November 26, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I just heard that you actually invented both pineapples and swinging.
Mike Patton is delightfully weird.
November 26, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Mike Patton is delightfully weird.
When I first started playing soccer they made me stick my hands in my shorts so I wouldn't grab the ball. I could see a similar system being required here.
November 26, 2025 at 12:33 PM
When I first started playing soccer they made me stick my hands in my shorts so I wouldn't grab the ball. I could see a similar system being required here.