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Sam
@farfallewd.bsky.social
30s They/them? 18+ only. Some Bay Area dog's account for IRL nudes, being openly horndog, etc
Woof...
December 19, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I'm making bread pudding
December 19, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Nearly done with my job. What a long semester. Time to relax a little. Bring out the paw socks.
December 12, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Happy Hypnovember! Try this neat trick on your dog friends (I'm dog)

🎨: @/cassthesquid.bsky.social
November 21, 2025 at 6:30 AM
what are *you* looking at
November 20, 2025 at 6:32 AM
flipping through old photos
November 19, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Bark! Hey! Can you please help a puppy out? I'm trapped in a bit of a situation 🥺
October 18, 2025 at 5:29 PM
How would you caption this sort of photo
October 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
[toying with a butt plug while caged]

Happy locktober! Can you tell this dog is coming up on a gummy!
October 6, 2025 at 1:21 AM
[butt plug insertion] This is what preparing to play video games looks like. (It's only day 2 and I'm already mentally looping slurs at myself to ??? cope with no stroking...)
October 3, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Good morning. Not *committing* to anything, but I can't resist the locktober spirit, yaknow?
October 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Thinking back over the day's events, right now 🥵
September 29, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I was a naked sex dog in San Francisco and got fucked and peed on about it 😵‍💫
September 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Welcome to San Francisco 🐶
August 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I was bending over for phone camera hole photos when someone approached me with a *real* camera, and they gave me this delightful souvenir 🥺 #dorealley
July 28, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Taking my sweet time changing out of latex post dore
July 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
[CW: mild CBT] (Re-upload after re-encoding video)

And I can't get enough of the "no cock only balls" FEELING 🥵
July 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I *really* like this photo, ok? It's in part the 7 weeks of orgasm denial talking, but I keep thinking "I don't have a cock" and etc, and it's driving me wild 🥵 #chastity
July 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM
What's the best look
July 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
This thing is ridiculous... #FLATCockFriday?

There's just nothing there 😳😳😳
July 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I am normal about mini golf, I am so normal about mini golf, I am normal about mini golf, I am normal about mini golf, I am being so normal about mini golf, I am so normal about mini golf, I am normal about mini golf, I am normal, I am so normal, I am oh so very normal about mini golf, I am so norma
July 16, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Mine guards my sex toy wardrobe (I'm away from home so I'm working with what's on my phone) 🐶
July 15, 2025 at 8:17 PM
And after all that verbiage yesterday to be able to simplify saying "I haven't cum in a month" 😩 I'm still going to say that, ok? This doesn't count. Dream-me was forced to an orgasm.

... Here's a pic of the damage, hastily snapped while delirious at like 4:30am
July 3, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I kinda like my cock and also wearing skirts
May 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Very normal peeing experience (I was stoned)
April 17, 2025 at 5:10 AM