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she/they/uhhhhhhhh making a mess of things
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what the fuck mind of UI is this and is it called "desperation"
a screenshot of an "unsubscribe from this mailing list?" confirmation screen, where one button is tiny and labelled almost illegibly "yes, unsubscribe me" and the other is three times bigger and clearly labelled "No"
October 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
fantasyprone.bsky.social
mood
a brindle greyhound in burgundy pyjamas lies sprawled on the floor looking world-weary
August 7, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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first blossoms are out!!
a tree (possibly a cherry tree?) with a handful of white blossoms on its bare branches. There is a house in the background and a grey gloomy sky
July 27, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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two-panel meme of Frodo and Sam from The Two Towers. Panel 1: Frodo looking defeated. Subtitles say: "What are we holding on to, Sam?" Panel 2: Sam is looking intense and holding a crudely photoshopped Molotov cocktail. The cocktail is lit. Subtitles say: "it's called a Molotov cocktail and you're gonna want to throw it fast"
July 7, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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my boy Davy headbutted his way out the door on my last moving day 😭 at least he'd already been for a walk and was tired so I could catch him halfway down the street
the miscreant in question, Davy Bones. He's a brindle greyhound and in this image he's wrapped in a hooded blanket that's printed with nebulas
June 30, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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a laminated piece of A4 blu-tacked to a pub wall proclaiming: Delicious Toasties Ham & Cheese or Cheese & Ham $5 each or 2 for $10 I don't know how much of it is a joke
June 11, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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Sam doing his best to recreate the infamous series
"female bullying" Shutterstock image
June 10, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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we have, however, had to prevent Jay from having access to the playlist because he'll fill it with Sing Sing Sing by Benny Goodman on repeat or other shitposting. Last year we made a decoy playlist for him and, well...
a screenshot of a Spotify playlist. It starts with Spanish Flea and gets worse
May 27, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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repost with your best bleps (enjoy this live pic of Saoirse)
a brindle greyhound is asleep on a couch in her maroon pyjamas, mouth open, tongue hanging out
May 21, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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democracy sausages and bonus democracy baked goods!!
two people holding sausages in white bread with sauce, and a couple of plastic bags with biscuits and rum balls in them
May 3, 2025 at 12:29 AM
fantasyprone.bsky.social
fucking Lion of Fitzroy
the cowardly lion from the wizard of oz
May 1, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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like, out of curiosity, here's two images of my bruising from Saturday: one 24hrs after, one today
a photo of a wrist with pretty purple bruising a photo of a wrist with bruising from purple through to yellow
May 1, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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lmao
screenshot from Sexual Identity Generator, proclaiming me to be: ill-begotten bisexual
April 15, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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trying to figure out if this text from my gym is kinda tone-deaf or if I'm just relating less to womanhood these days (maybe it's both)
Screenshot of a text message: International Women's Day - Women's ONLY Class! Get ready for an energizing Booty Blaster Session this Saturday, 15th March at 10am! Celebrate YOU with fitness, fun, and sisterhood! Plus, enjoy Women's Only supplements from Nutrition Warehouse!
March 13, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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decided I'd go for a subtle look this Pride
a selfie in a blue-and-pink tinted galaxy dress, the subject wearing bright eyeshadow in the colours of the bi pride flag with a matching dangly earring and big floppy black hat
February 1, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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pointy dogs are innovators in the comfort space
Saoirse, a brindle greyhound, resting upside down like a gremlin Davy Bones, a brindle greyhound, auditioning as a background character in Picasso's Guernica while fast asleep
January 31, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Conan the Barbarian, classic himbo
Excerpt from "Rogues in the House", a Conan the Barbarian story: "'...those mirrors on the walls? They transmit the reflection of the room into these tubes, down which other mirrors carry it to reflect it at last on an enlarged scale in this great mirror.' Murilo realized that the priest must be centuries ahead of his generation, to perfect such an invention; but Conan put it down to witchcraft, and troubled his head no more about it."
January 27, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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I don't know about any DNA stuff, but this RAT tests for covid and two different influenza strains. I'm negative for both flu, positive for covid, as I have been since last Sunday
a box of rapid tests for covid and influenza A and B
January 19, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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bringing true Conan energy to every future barbarian I ever play and also to 2025 if I'm honest
an excerpt from The Slithering Shadow, a Conan the Barbarian story: "But what if they come to life again?" she whispered. "Then I'll keep killing them until they stay dead!" he snapped.
January 8, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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aha I heard the Dragon Age Veilguard character creator was available so I downloaded all 14gb of it and

everyone who's been asking why I haven't played the game yet: here's what the character creator alone did 🥲
a photo of a bluescreen of death on my very old (like, 2016-2017) gaming laptop
January 8, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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I wouldn't enjoy the actual game but I read some of the Horus Heresy books and my boi Sanguinius goes pretty hard
Sanguinius from the Horus Heresy bit of the Warhammer 40k universe, a ten-foot-tall demigod with wings and flowing blond hair who is extremely Extra™, he's basically the OC I'd come up with when I was fourteen who's like Jesus but if he was a vampire with a tragic destiny
December 26, 2024 at 11:17 PM
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two minutes left to post this!!
Phoenix Wright saying "Almost Christmas" means it wasn't Christmas
December 24, 2024 at 12:59 PM
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like? gender
a cropped screenshot from Transcendental Cha Cha Cha by Tom Cardy. The DJ has a jack-o'-lantern face and is wearing chunky headphones, a bow tie and has a skirt/cape/tail/??? that is made of space. Their hands are in white gloves and not attached to their body.
November 25, 2024 at 11:02 AM
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here's my darling Baroness and a couple of noodle dogs 💖
a photo of a Stimsons Python peering out of her hide in the red light of her heat lamp. Her name is Baroness Snugglepants von Noodlesworth Saoirse, a brindle greyhound, is lying on her back snuggled up with her humans on the human bed. Her tongue is poking out and she's very, very comfy Davy Bones, a brindle greyhound, is upside-down and curled around on his back on a three-seater couch. He's fast asleep
November 22, 2024 at 1:03 AM
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good body image day + new gym shorts from @kerincunningham.bsky.social 💪💪
a selfie taken over the shoulder in a bathroom mirror. Evey is flexing in a tank top and booty shorts that say "REVENGE" on the butt
November 15, 2024 at 4:46 AM