Mike Barton
@fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social
Putting UVA at #5 to make Duke’s inevitable win look more impressive
November 30, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Putting UVA at #5 to make Duke’s inevitable win look more impressive
During the World Series this year, Capital One agreed to donate $10,000 for every walk off. Couldn’t believe they put the actual number up there
November 22, 2025 at 5:06 AM
During the World Series this year, Capital One agreed to donate $10,000 for every walk off. Couldn’t believe they put the actual number up there
For UVA (indie rock edition):
David Berman (Silver Jews/Purple Mountains)
Stephen Malkmus (Pavement)
James McNew (Yo La Tengo)
David Berman (Silver Jews/Purple Mountains)
Stephen Malkmus (Pavement)
James McNew (Yo La Tengo)
November 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
For UVA (indie rock edition):
David Berman (Silver Jews/Purple Mountains)
Stephen Malkmus (Pavement)
James McNew (Yo La Tengo)
David Berman (Silver Jews/Purple Mountains)
Stephen Malkmus (Pavement)
James McNew (Yo La Tengo)
Not everyone is mad. Some of us are scared
October 29, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Not everyone is mad. Some of us are scared
I deserve this. Worst performance of the entire year
October 14, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I deserve this. Worst performance of the entire year
Finally got the nerve to file for deee-vorce does it for me
October 14, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Finally got the nerve to file for deee-vorce does it for me
Gets something for free for a decade. Pays four US American dollars once.
THIS IS A BAIT AND SWITCH
THIS IS A BAIT AND SWITCH
October 12, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Gets something for free for a decade. Pays four US American dollars once.
THIS IS A BAIT AND SWITCH
THIS IS A BAIT AND SWITCH
One of the first full college football games my wife watched was VT and Wake Forest
October 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
One of the first full college football games my wife watched was VT and Wake Forest
Love when he matter-of-factly called Rex Ryan “a very disrespectful bastard”
September 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Love when he matter-of-factly called Rex Ryan “a very disrespectful bastard”
Actually people love punching me in the face. They can’t get enough of it
July 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Actually people love punching me in the face. They can’t get enough of it
This song is a goddamn monster.
Take me there take me there take me there WHAT FOR
Take me there take me there take me there WHAT FOR
July 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
This song is a goddamn monster.
Take me there take me there take me there WHAT FOR
Take me there take me there take me there WHAT FOR
Love waking up and seeing the timestamps on these that are 6:30 AM EST
June 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Love waking up and seeing the timestamps on these that are 6:30 AM EST
You can add “-fuck” at the end of any search to get rid of them
June 18, 2025 at 1:36 AM
You can add “-fuck” at the end of any search to get rid of them
Father in law came in with a buzzer beater here.
Emailed a nationally syndicated auto repair show because he was offended by a previous caller’s disparagement of ACDelco batteries. Rebutted previous caller so powerfully that his email was read on the air. Host sent him shirt. Showed up in shirt.
Emailed a nationally syndicated auto repair show because he was offended by a previous caller’s disparagement of ACDelco batteries. Rebutted previous caller so powerfully that his email was read on the air. Host sent him shirt. Showed up in shirt.
June 16, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Father in law came in with a buzzer beater here.
Emailed a nationally syndicated auto repair show because he was offended by a previous caller’s disparagement of ACDelco batteries. Rebutted previous caller so powerfully that his email was read on the air. Host sent him shirt. Showed up in shirt.
Emailed a nationally syndicated auto repair show because he was offended by a previous caller’s disparagement of ACDelco batteries. Rebutted previous caller so powerfully that his email was read on the air. Host sent him shirt. Showed up in shirt.
I loved it. What was this line from Waltrip? I might have missed it
June 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I loved it. What was this line from Waltrip? I might have missed it
It’s a good website though
March 6, 2025 at 11:38 PM
It’s a good website though