If being some kind of poster child for masochism makes you happy, far be it from me to keep you from your weird little dream. Power to you, bro.

Oh sorry I was busy having a good time. Something you probably couldn't imagine since you're consumed with baby-rage. Maybe you need a juice box and a lie down?

Ohhhhh you're a Goblin Cave guy. Got it. 😉 I can't blame you. Getting impaled by goblin cock sounds like a great way to go!

"the end" being when Hatsune Miku finally gives you a chance? Or are you more of a Rainbow Dash Fleshlight kind of guy?

I'm definitely working your nerves, that's for sure. 🫢

Ehh, suffering for growth is for 4chan incels. I'm Gucci.

Hey, if you're allergic to having fun, that's fine, but Vegas is an amazing international hub where you can meet an insane amount of diverse people. I love it! ...and if I didn't do something with my life, I couldn't afford to be here, so yeah.

Babes, I'm in Las Vegas and vacation. They meet you...