Fancy Pants McGee
@fancypantsmcgee.bsky.social
One of my many hobbies include hypnotizing miniature goats with the soothing sounds of my tuba.
I also enjoy creating collage art and photography.
I also enjoy creating collage art and photography.
During the day I make beef jerky tuxedos for wealthy collectors worldwide, at night I capture fleeting moments and digital memories.
March 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM
During the day I make beef jerky tuxedos for wealthy collectors worldwide, at night I capture fleeting moments and digital memories.
A calm post sunset in Mexico
March 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
A calm post sunset in Mexico
I spent the whole day picking blueberries and rollerblading with my good friend and yoga instructor, Hollywood heartthrob, Jake Busey. After all of that I was able to capture some images of a massive wind storm in Mexico.
March 16, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I spent the whole day picking blueberries and rollerblading with my good friend and yoga instructor, Hollywood heartthrob, Jake Busey. After all of that I was able to capture some images of a massive wind storm in Mexico.
January 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
After hosting a trombone carolling session with my good friend Steve Buscemi, I adorned my Christmas tree with ornaments shaped like Abe Vigoda's hat.
Here's a #sunset from Mexico taken sometime in the last year.
Here's a #sunset from Mexico taken sometime in the last year.
December 24, 2024 at 12:07 PM
After hosting a trombone carolling session with my good friend Steve Buscemi, I adorned my Christmas tree with ornaments shaped like Abe Vigoda's hat.
Here's a #sunset from Mexico taken sometime in the last year.
Here's a #sunset from Mexico taken sometime in the last year.
Good morning blue sky.
Here's a #sunset from Mexico, taken last week after I attended a clown shoe dance class with the entire stage crew of the Bee Gees cover band, How Deep Is Your Buffet.
Here's a #sunset from Mexico, taken last week after I attended a clown shoe dance class with the entire stage crew of the Bee Gees cover band, How Deep Is Your Buffet.
December 19, 2024 at 3:11 PM
Good morning blue sky.
Here's a #sunset from Mexico, taken last week after I attended a clown shoe dance class with the entire stage crew of the Bee Gees cover band, How Deep Is Your Buffet.
Here's a #sunset from Mexico, taken last week after I attended a clown shoe dance class with the entire stage crew of the Bee Gees cover band, How Deep Is Your Buffet.
I was pretty wiped out from my tennis ballet class with Ted Danson that I almost forgot to post this #photo. It's an #Abstract view of the #beach through my window.
#photography
#photography
December 16, 2024 at 5:21 AM
I was pretty wiped out from my tennis ballet class with Ted Danson that I almost forgot to post this #photo. It's an #Abstract view of the #beach through my window.
#photography
#photography
My business card says only the words Polka Tuba Master. It's not very effective.
Here's a photo I took while in Mexico and a lyric to go with it.
You may tire of me as our December sun is setting
'Cause I'm not who I used to be
#Sunset #Mexico #DeathCabForCutie
Here's a photo I took while in Mexico and a lyric to go with it.
You may tire of me as our December sun is setting
'Cause I'm not who I used to be
#Sunset #Mexico #DeathCabForCutie
December 12, 2024 at 11:38 PM
My business card says only the words Polka Tuba Master. It's not very effective.
Here's a photo I took while in Mexico and a lyric to go with it.
You may tire of me as our December sun is setting
'Cause I'm not who I used to be
#Sunset #Mexico #DeathCabForCutie
Here's a photo I took while in Mexico and a lyric to go with it.
You may tire of me as our December sun is setting
'Cause I'm not who I used to be
#Sunset #Mexico #DeathCabForCutie
I always just miss...
December 10, 2024 at 10:20 PM
I always just miss...
I took this after a long lesson on unicycle engineering with my good friend and fellow stone polisher, Paul Giamati.
December 10, 2024 at 10:16 PM
I took this after a long lesson on unicycle engineering with my good friend and fellow stone polisher, Paul Giamati.
After spending the morning trying to teach my goldfish how to wink, I managed to snap a perfectly timed photo of a Gazelle photobombing my #blackandwhite #photography session.
December 10, 2024 at 4:02 PM
After spending the morning trying to teach my goldfish how to wink, I managed to snap a perfectly timed photo of a Gazelle photobombing my #blackandwhite #photography session.
I was hoping for the next DB Cooper but instead...
December 10, 2024 at 12:27 AM
I was hoping for the next DB Cooper but instead...
I often gaze at the sun and think of my life before I found tennis, and yodels.
Here's a photo I like of my favorite place and my favorite human
#photography
Here's a photo I like of my favorite place and my favorite human
#photography
December 2, 2024 at 6:16 AM
I often gaze at the sun and think of my life before I found tennis, and yodels.
Here's a photo I like of my favorite place and my favorite human
#photography
Here's a photo I like of my favorite place and my favorite human
#photography
I am drawn to tower #photography. I also collect toothpick sculptures by the sensational Björn Ulvaeus of the Swedish supergroup Abba.
December 1, 2024 at 8:37 PM
I am drawn to tower #photography. I also collect toothpick sculptures by the sensational Björn Ulvaeus of the Swedish supergroup Abba.
After a long day of interpretive trombone dance classes taught by the master, my good friend Jackie Chan, I like to do #collage #art. My very first #beach collage is below. (It might be my very first collage ever)
I also enjoy #photography and sanding spackle.
I also enjoy #photography and sanding spackle.
December 1, 2024 at 6:22 PM
After a long day of interpretive trombone dance classes taught by the master, my good friend Jackie Chan, I like to do #collage #art. My very first #beach collage is below. (It might be my very first collage ever)
I also enjoy #photography and sanding spackle.
I also enjoy #photography and sanding spackle.
Pro tip: How to avoid getting picked for jury duty.
Bring a tuba and hit a note or two every time the judge speaks.
Here's a photo I like taken of approaching #Rain over the Sea of Cortez in #Mexico #Photography
Bring a tuba and hit a note or two every time the judge speaks.
Here's a photo I like taken of approaching #Rain over the Sea of Cortez in #Mexico #Photography
November 30, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Pro tip: How to avoid getting picked for jury duty.
Bring a tuba and hit a note or two every time the judge speaks.
Here's a photo I like taken of approaching #Rain over the Sea of Cortez in #Mexico #Photography
Bring a tuba and hit a note or two every time the judge speaks.
Here's a photo I like taken of approaching #Rain over the Sea of Cortez in #Mexico #Photography
After a grueling day of cataloging Elton John's pants for a gallery showing at the Moma, I saw this #heron swooping over the Sea of Cortez. I was too slow but I enjoyed the process. It's now one of my favorite photos. Post your missed #photography shots.
November 29, 2024 at 9:29 PM
After a grueling day of cataloging Elton John's pants for a gallery showing at the Moma, I saw this #heron swooping over the Sea of Cortez. I was too slow but I enjoyed the process. It's now one of my favorite photos. Post your missed #photography shots.
Today I will shatter light bulbs while humming bassoon melodies. I'll record it and work it into a score I’m composing with Hans Zimmer but first here's a #photograph I took that I am proud of. It's a #sunset from #Mexico
November 28, 2024 at 8:10 PM
Today I will shatter light bulbs while humming bassoon melodies. I'll record it and work it into a score I’m composing with Hans Zimmer but first here's a #photograph I took that I am proud of. It's a #sunset from #Mexico
After a long day of translating Slim Whitman's lyrics into Toki Pona, I like to unwind by crocheting gloves for my miniature pony. I also enjoy taking #sunset #photography in #Mexico
November 28, 2024 at 5:15 PM
After a long day of translating Slim Whitman's lyrics into Toki Pona, I like to unwind by crocheting gloves for my miniature pony. I also enjoy taking #sunset #photography in #Mexico
When I'm not making string cheese action figures with my dear friend and snappy dresser, Danny Devito, I do #collage #art. I also enjoy sitting on cement benches and #photography.
November 28, 2024 at 4:45 PM
When I'm not making string cheese action figures with my dear friend and snappy dresser, Danny Devito, I do #collage #art. I also enjoy sitting on cement benches and #photography.
I occasionally take time off from my busy schedule with the Harlem Globetrotters to teach miniature goats how to steam fish. I also enjoy photography.
November 28, 2024 at 3:49 AM
I occasionally take time off from my busy schedule with the Harlem Globetrotters to teach miniature goats how to steam fish. I also enjoy photography.
I have collected the last remaining chest hair from Barry Gibb. Next up ... Abe Vigoda's hat.
November 28, 2024 at 3:41 AM
I have collected the last remaining chest hair from Barry Gibb. Next up ... Abe Vigoda's hat.